I had to share this one with you people. It just may be my bizarre sense of humor, but I got a good chuckle out of this one.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."