chitownsportsfan

Car will blow a ______ around the first turn. Guaranteed.

paging @Quin you got the honors. NM, an off day. figures.

We're still -87 RD with one of the worst offenses in baseball. Pitching wise we've been remarkably healthy. If two starters go down or one starter and one important reliever, we're right back to looking at below 60 imo.

Vegas is so good man. I had chance to grab 61.5 for the under during March madness. That was just low enough to where I thought nah, not going to try that one. As of this moment Fangraphs projects the Sox at 61.5 wins. Obviously it will be over or under that, but this team is probably just horribly bad rather than historically bad. In all honesty if we get Robert back we might play .500 ball for a month or so if he gets on a heater and carries the offense a bit.

Keep churning the roster. We're a year away (at best) from being a year away. No reason to try and keep him past the deadline this year. In fact sooner he's traded the better, then he can't get hurt or regress.

Yessir. Lee, Crochet and the bullpen. Good game.

nasty. maybe he will have a solid career as a closer.

Ok Michael, let's take this one home.

8 hits 2 runs. Sounds about right.

That was an MLB popup, would have hit the cat walk in Tampa.

We need Mendick healthy, f***.

Lee is our best young player, easy.

Gavin now below 400 slugging. Jesus man.

This should be his last inning he's labored.

Let's see if Vaughn can do anything.

Crochet is coming a long as a "pitcher" nicely. He's been a great positive so far.

Lee making things happen.

Andrew Benitendi has -1.3 fWAR, that's easily the worst in all of baseball. He's a staggering -6.8 runs below average with the glove so far.

Good win and that girl at the end was kinda cute. That's all I got to say.

ok, I'm going back to the Knicks game.

As a kid I never imagined seeing a team with so many guys with an OPS below 550. It's just something that never really happened for various reasons and now in today's environment at least on the edges of the bell curve for bad rosters it's common.

-1 for not getting in a FAST pun.

Great, there's another 100 PA for Vaughn.

lol strikes out on a 78 mph hanging curveball.

Get off the bag Vaughn.