chitownsportsfan

In today's MLB you can go a long way hitting 25 HR and hitting 280 at 2B. I don't care how many walks you don't take.

Finally a good rebuild game.

Very few s%*# heads ever learn. This is what happens when you never get punched in the mouth growing up. Coddled bitches shouting vile s%*# this is probably the first time he's ever even felt any consequences.

barely even a prospect at this point. Maybe he can become a poor man's Dejong.

On pace for 118 losses after setting record last year. Show me White Sox.

the white sox are a helluva jobs program for washed up scrubs.

just stupidly unlucky

GOD DAMNIT

man gotta hit that pitch.

let's go miguel.

we have 3 guys in lineup with a slug over 400. We have 2 guys in the lineup with a slug below 300. Let me repeat that: we have 3 guys in the lineup with a slugging percentage over 400. We have 2 guys in the lineup with a slugging percentage below 300.

It's amazing how you can field an offense this bad year after year, even on accident.

John has such a hard team even doing the reads. As I've said it's amazing a guy that literally gets paid to talk is so damn bad at it. He's bad at small talk. He's bad at baseball talk. He's just bad.

Get hot bro.

It's funny by this time next month Tauchmann will be lucky to have an OPS over 720. We run these over the hill guys into the ground.

TBF part of the reason I jumped on it is because of Hahn's BS for years. Dude was a silver tongued snake.

Laughs in GarPax.

5 people upvoted a post here that implies that it's important to fluff your players in the media because it raises their trade value. Some people prefer to live in a fantasy land I guess. Here in the real world a GM blowing smoke about a player's value hasn't ever made one single fucking amount of positive difference.

There's a grand canyon between what he said and what you said. He's been barely above replacement level going on two straight seasons. You can't blame health as he's been (for him) relatively healthy the last two seasons. There isn't a single person working in MLB that will move their opinion one iota on Robert after hearing his GM say he's a game changing player. Not a single one. So who is the audience for those comments? Robert himself? That's the charitable view.

He's right, if you want a guy that can kill a rally with an awful AB in a key inning he's your guy. Just stop blowing smoke up our asses, please. We all know his value is at best a B- type headliner at this point and maybe a lotto ticket or two -- at best.

f*** this s%*#, jesus.

jammed himself, jesus.

Yikes, he's got fucking nothing.

def, if I'm going to eat 1500 calories of junk, gimme that reuben every time.

that's a heart attack but I'd eat it.