lol, every other team's meathead announcers "Jose Abreu with ___ RBI and ___ HR since ___ Is one of the best players in all of baseball".
In reality he's like 100th or so in WAR since he came into the league. An above average regular borderline star. Not one of the "best players in baseball" based on counting stats. He's also living off a fluke rookie season and his 167 wRC+. That's a superstar line. He hasn't sniffed that since. He is a staggering -73.3 runs below average with the glove. He gets dinged for being a 1B, but he's one of the worst everyday fielders in MLB.