Everything posted by DukeNukeEm
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Oh, Alshon. That was a bad time to do that.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
And these guys are? Really I don't see how he could noticeably worse than Bostic. At least Urlacher commands some respect and can make a read. Its a sad state of affairs when geriatric Urlacher might be an improvement,
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Dude that is all coaching. The ball is ALWAYS LIVE. The Lovie Bears would always pick up incomplete passes, theyd do anything to end the play holding the football even if it was iinconsequential.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Don't crucify me for saying this, but letting Urlacher walk was letting ego supercede sense. Say whatever you want about him, he led the D on the field and I doubt they'd be so lazy out there with him.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
No they would've assumed turnover and scored. This Mel Tucker s*** probably needs to end.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Hahahahahahaha
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
The NFL is rapidly becoming the same sham the NBA is with officials.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
God that was some bulls***
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
We beat Minnesota and were resting starters this week. This is on us 100%.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
^ stuck in Boise, I don't think they're getting the game.
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The Republican Thread
I read the article in question, Magary never explains what got Robertson started. I hardly think he just started spouting off about gays without warning. Maybe he did? I don't know. You don't either. But what he actually said has been said millions of times with nobody really caring.
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The Republican Thread
Dude there is no way you could get that from the quotes. He mostly expressed bewilderment at choosing men's butts over women's vaginas and went from there. He didn't say he wanted to just "let dem f**gots die in holes and burn in hell" or anything close to it. Again, its getting to the point where if you don't openly offer to give some dude a blowjob and extol the virtues of homosexuality you're just labeled a bigot. The whole gay rights movement has abandoned tolerance and even acceptance as the goal and gone big for universal endorsement.
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NYC Sends Gun Confiscation Notice
Because people waving guns around in stores are totally not a threat to anyone. This is just a new twist on "HENDIDNTDONOTHING" with the vain hope that they can make a lot of money by turning into a race/guns issue a la Trayvon. It won't work, obviously.
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The Republican Thread
IIRC he said "just love em anyways", which I would typically take as a pretty clear sign he doesn't want homos incarcerated. A&E let him back on the show anyways, just milking some outrage and the culture war to raise some publicity. We all got duped.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Jeffery's. I think.
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How a Woman Wants a Man to Smell
Deisel fuel.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
The Georgia Dome has been kind to all foes this season.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Every year these vaunted defenses get torched by a QB who catches fire in the playoffs. The Eagles, Saints, Bears/Packers winner... they get in and suddenly their extremely dangerous because if the game devolves into a shootout you're taking Brees, Rodgers, Foles and the Bears ungodly 1-2 WR combo against whatever offense Seattle, Carolina and San Francisco can muster. When the wheels come off and everyone is just heaving that s*** the defense stops being so important. Not necessarily saying the Bears specifically trip into the playoffs and go on some magical run, but I wont be as shocked as everyone else when Seattle gives up 30+ points in the playoffs and loses because they can't keep up.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
Except for the part where nobody in the NFL any good this year, that's still true.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
That's right. Oops. My whole useless and morbidly retarded argument is toast, thankfully,
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
So the bad Steelers put up 31 points of offense against the bad Packers and the bad Browns put up 24 points of offense against the bad Bears. These things really don't seem to correlate much except that in order of badness (from baddest to least bad) you could easily rank these teams Browns Rodgers-less Packers Steelers Bears with absolutely no argument from anyone. Shockingly, the least bad teams beat the more bad teams but in an unconvincing fashion you would expect when bad teams play each other. Now two of these bad teams are playing for a division but one of the bad teams might be less bad, definitely to the degree where they can compete against their bad opponent. The measure of this improvement will be who wins on Sunday. Both of these bad teams are oddly equipped with extremely good offenses that can make them difficult outs, because in all seriousness everyone in the NFL is pretty bad this year.
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2013 Films Thread
She is clearly talented. Attractive? No, not really. But she can act. Saying otherwise just kind of makes you an annoying contrarian. Not directly accusing you of being one... OK yes I am.
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2013 Films Thread
She commands your attention. You're right, she's kinda funny looking (by the ridiculous Hollywood standards) but you can barely look at anything else when she's in the shot. By the end of the movie she owns you, you're just in love with her and can't imagine anyone prettier. You obviously come down off that, because movies, but she's just got that something. I think its her eyes, they're always bristling with energy that you start anticipating. "What else is going on in there? What else does she have in store?", and that's brilliant. It does loads for her character but importantly it hints to you that there's something youre just not allowed to see. The unknown is captivating, and engages you much than the tired formula of Hot Babe + Screen = Drool.
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2013-2014 NFL Thread
No he didn't. Jay Cutler threw for 6 of those Browns points directly.
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Christmas Eve
I'm guessing he's Russian Orthodox. (Their Christmas is on the 7th).