DukeNukeEm

When every team in baseball thinks that its no longer true.

Sounds pretty Syrious.

Except this is clearly the most ironic case of outrage I've seen in a bit. One group goes apes*** claiming someone is expressing their beliefs in a way that they feel marginalizes their ability to express their own. And not in a "gays aren't even human" way, just a "I don't understand being gay, but whatever my beliefs tell me to love them anyways" sort of way. ISNT THAT THE WHOLE POINT OF TOLERANCE? Saying that even s*** that makes no sense to you (and you might even disagree with) but doesn't harm you in any way is just something you have to live with is the actual definition of tolerance. That's being tolerant, if every religious fundie in this country thought like this hilljack you'd be able to get married and do whatever you wanted. The war would be over. But its been clear for a while that nobody wants this war to end. The 21st century chic is to be persecuted, and if you're not just make up reasons why you are. So next time some gay says "Look, I just want to believe what I want and do what I want and as long as I don't hurt anyone leave me alone" (or whatever common tweetable/hashtaggable variation of that is) I'm going to point to the Christian dude who by merely stating he didn't understand something somehow turned homophone. Freedom of beliefs goes both ways, taking it from Christians to give it to gays doesn't work. And don't even try to bring up the "happy negro" s*** he said now. You didn't care about it before and do not pretend to suddenly feel outrage because you're scrambling for some way to still demonize this guy.

Working today, and tomorrow, and Thanksgiving, and every day for the last 3 months. I swear I'm not b****ing. I get to spend Christmas somewhere in Southern Utah, and I really like Southern Utah.

I know Aidy Bryant personally. Well, I knew her, she moved far away to do an important job or something I guess. She's absolutely hilarious and I'm glad they are using more of her. They just added another one I know, Katie Rich, as a writer. Katie is by far the most talented woman I've ever seen in comedy. Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, they're nothing compared to her. Apparently that's a good *in* to get a cast slot, she might not translate as well to network TV though. You knew Aidy would, but I don't know about Katie she's a lot more vulgar and edgy.

People are weird. I wonderered if the wife was abusive or something.

Some idiot in New York threw a child off a high rise to get back at his ex-wife. He threw himself off too.

To be totally frank, while those are some regrettable things that happened, Mikhail Kalashnikov reached into my life and made it better. The 5 year old and 11 year old were very unlikely to give me something I enjoy as much as the AK-47. NOW THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DESERVED TO DIE. OK? WE CLEAR ON THAT? But, I care more about a great inventor who changed the world than anonymous people I've never (and probably never would have) even met.

That nobody since has been able to improve other than cheap knockoffs that use factors outside the design of the weapon to lower its already ridiculously low price.

I don't know. A world without his beautiful creations is a world I don't want to live in.

I'm all beat up because Kalashnikov died. The point I'm kinda trying to make here (or was, its been a while) is were a bit to eager to tell others what to do while generally ignoring those some laws ourselves.

Mikhail Kalashnikov. By far the saddest loss of 2013.

Its a bad loss. These happen. Missing the playoffs is bad though. If you can send the message that this team can make the playoffs even with those losers it builds a ton of momentum for next year.

Well its a little early to make that call. But were not doomed yet. In other news, your darlings seem to suffer from an addiction to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Forcing 4 picks from Carson Palmer and losing at home? The Bears couldn't even pull that off.

Here's one thing I know about the NFL, rarely do teams just rape the s*** out of their opponent through the game. It usually turns, 21 points is a hell of a hole but this league is bonkers and Trestman seems to adjust well. This is not over. Though it could just be a blow out.

Aren't the first 15 plays scripted no matter what?

Obviously, but assuming SF beats the Failons and the Bears win tonight, would that make the Bears the only NFC team in the playoff picture with nothing to play for week 17? They'd just be the 3 seed, end of story... right? Kinda gives us a bye week which nobody else has the luxury of being able to do. Edit- I just checked and I'm right. We'd own H2H against Philly/Dallas so no matter what: 3 seed. That could mean Arizona, which IMO will be tougher than you'd think,

Unless Seattle doesn't win the NFCW.

The Bears could win the NFC N tonight. And uhhh, I don't know if anyone's noticed but the Cardinals have an outside shot at the playoffs. What's the tiebreaker between Seattle and Carolina look like for the #1 seed?

Schwartz might not have a job by tomorrow AM. Though this the Ford family, they kept Matt Millen.

They can run all they want, it won't be enough to keep up with the Bears' scoring and Newton shooting himself in the foot. If by some miracle we play Dallas and then Carolina were a fluke win away from the Super Bowl. Of every team in the playoffs those are the only two (maybe some of the crappier AFC garbage) that I see the Bears taking down. They're kind of f***ed against anyone else.

Defensively biased team with no prayer of stopping Marshall/Jeffrey with an inconsistent offense that often beats itself? They're a dream matchup for the Bears.

The Bears would absolutely ruin Carolina. It would be a bloodbath, they are exactly the type of team we are built to annihilate.

!!! You're in dude!!! Take pics.

Go to Grayson Stadium in Savannah.