Kyyle23

I think problems like those two have are immediate dismissal from American Idol too. Sometimes it amazes me that some people are so bold to go on tv after they committed a crime. Everyone knows American Idol is watched by millions of viewers, the chances of your face being recognized are very good.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:32 AM) Who's Shawn White? I dunno. I thought it was carrot tops real name, but I just googled that and found out his name is Scott Thompson. Who is Shawn White?

Chuck Norris update. this is him discussing the Chuck Norris facts on the Tony Danza show http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/Chuck+Norris/1652620/

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:23 AM) No, but they do have a law against taking pictures weightlifting with your pubes hanging out. Whats the first rule of Comedian Guild? There is No Comedian Guild! Whats the Second Rule of Comedian Guild? There is No Comed..errr..There is no pubes hanging out when lifting!

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:24 AM) You're a very twisted person well, Im glad that was in green.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:22 AM) Good chance. Plus I have a guest room...for privacy. Thats it then. I am going let my wife get in a brawl and crash at your place. All problems solved.

Wait a second. If I crash on your couch, what are the chances the girl in your avatar will be there rock?

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:15 AM) Now for a non-smartass answer. People around here would like Crede to so a little more consistency. When he slumps, it's long and deep. (that may be the wrong choice of words considering the thread title. But I digress) He'll go into a funk for 3 to 4 weeks at a time and couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag. When he's on, he's pretty damn good. If he could lessen the legths and/or severity of his slumps, he'd be approaching All Star calibre. So to summarize, If Crede wants to satisfy, he should not go long and deep(into slumps)

I just googled Joe Piscopo to get a before and after shot of him, and I found this: Dont tell me those roids didnt have an effect on him. He looks ancient! The guy is only 55

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:05 AM) Remember when Piscopo got HUGE? Yes I do. Very much like Carrottop, it coincided with him becoming an extremely unfunny comedian. Although it is debatable that carrottop was ever a funny comedian. Piscopo used to be great though. Back in his early years through Sat Night Live, Piscopo was really funny. Then in the 80's, he decided he was going to do a bunch of bad movies which involved him being a ninja or some sort of fighting guy in every one of the movies. Thats when it got bad.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:02 AM) I'd be PM'ing your ass about a place to stay. Rock, you're being very rational and that's easy to do sitting where we are. I'm saying I can understand how and why it happened. Of course he'll be punished, rules are rules. And Rock would probably tell you no on the grounds that he doesnt allow people to crash if they let their wives get beat up.

The title of this thread is priceless. I expect some good replies.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:44 AM) Everyone's buddy chimes in: http://www.suntimes.com/output/mariotti/cst-spt-jay19.html I love how he tells you why you shouldnt do it, and follows it with "he should have done it anyways". If it had incited a riot, Mariotti would be leading the way with the pitchforks.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:41 AM) Yeah, hes not juicing. Doesnt the guild of comedians have some sort of anti-doping law?

You mean his eyes arent supposed to be beady like that, and those muscles arent normal? Yeah, you could say that he has gotten a little more wierd with the passage of time

QUOTE(Felix @ Jan 18, 2006 -> 11:50 PM) Youkilis is a damned good player. I'd take him over Lee in an instant based alone on the price Lee would be (especially if the Yankees are pursuing him) Youkilis cant hold Derrek Lee's jock. If this guy has been the second coming of, well, every infielder in the history of infielders then why hasnt he been able to crack the starting lineup of Boston for the past 2 years? Boston has played some pretty dismal offensive players in his positions(2B and 3B) for the past 2 years(ex. Cora, Bellhorn, Ricky Gutierrez), why didnt they give Youkilis an extended shot? The Greek God of Walks thing is funny too. In 208 at bats in 2004, he had 33 walks and 45 strikeouts. In 79 at bats last year, 14 walks and 19 strikeouts. True, not alot of at bats, but the kid doesnt need that nickname if he is striking out more than he walks.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 09:51 AM) "Oh no! The dead have risen and are voting republican!" I'm gonna be disappointed if no one recognizes this. Black Sheep?

QUOTE(chitownsportsfan @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 09:45 AM) LOL kyle, I was kinda wondering where that Kerry Wood thing came from. Out of left field I guess. Yeah, out of left field on the Northside. The only thing I can find that remotely references Kerry Wood is in Rob Neyer's article, where he laughingly inserts that if "Prior and Wood are healthy... Hey, it could happen. If those guys combine for 60 starts, the Cubs have a real shot at knocking off the Cardinals.". Thats it.

QUOTE(innersanctum @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 08:14 AM) I am so sick of hearing about Kerry Wood. He is an average pitcher and on the White Sox he would be a 6th, maybe a 5th starter. Take that game against Houston and his 20 strikeouts off his resume, well you get a pitcher that can't win more than 14 games and is injured a lot of the time. I just don't get the hype about Wood. The media has embraced him since that game and he just hasn't produced since. If you are sick of him, why did you bring him up? Kerry Wood wasnt even being discussed in this thread. Why? Because noone cares, and this subject isnt about the Cubs.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 12:27 AM) How come they gave him a T and no free throw? Dont know. It was really confusing at the end there. They announced the technical foul, then gave the Bulls the ball, and that was it.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 18, 2006 -> 11:44 PM) I saw it. She didn't seem anywhere near as dumb on the news as she seemed on American Idol, and she was wearing quite a bit less make-up. She still had a decent amount of make-up on, but it looked O.K. and she was much better looking. I dont think it matters if they made her look bad with more makeup or not. She was awful. She tried to hit the same note about 6 times in a row and couldnt do it. I understand the show has insane amount of pressure for these people and their nerves have to be shot once they see the judges, but thats what it is all about. If she had it, she would have shown it. She had two chances, and was equally bad and equally glitzed out in both try outs.

I dont think its that much different. They keep making them wider and wider though, and that pisses me off because they always load up annoying videos when i am not paying attention. I wish there wasnt so much s*** going on in the page. I have my tv for watching, I want to read the site.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 12:09 AM) I definitely saw a few people standing up, he obviously saw something otherwise he wouldn't have ran up there. I mean the security did such an awesome f***in job getting there so that helped as well. I don't see how anyone could fault someone for trying to help their family. AD isn't going to see something going down and thing "well, something might happen and security still isn't there but hell..I'll take my chances. Its not faulting someone. Its against the rules. Just like if a fight breaks out on the court, you are not allowed to leave the bench to help your teamate even if he is getting his ass handed to him. It doesnt matter, you dont leave the bench. Gail Fisher is now reporting a fine and possibly suspension is coming down the line. His dumbass action has more and more repurcussions.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 12:07 AM) I still haven't seen it so I am just going off of what Rowand said... This isnt a huge fight breaking out in the stands. Davis heard his wife barking back and forth with some asshole and went up to make sure he didnt f*** with her. Thats stupid, he shouldnt have left the bench. There is security in the arena to prevent that sort of thing, he wasnt rushing to the aid of his severely beaten wife.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 12:02 AM) There we have it. And yes kyyle, I know I am not married, but common flipping sense tell you if your family is in trouble....to, ummmm, help. Ah, Rowand agreed with you therefore it is right. I just saw the replay. You guys are full of s***. They were all sitting down except his wife and some other lady. Totally unnecassary. common flipping sense :headshake