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QUOTE (Big Hurtin @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 04:35 PM) He can still block it. Hm. That's silly.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 12:27 PM) ...firing a gigantic nuclear powered space laser at rocks. I have actually secured an artist's rendition of this.

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 12:51 PM) Is that what you remember, Quaid? It is just a memory we implanted in you Quuaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid

QUOTE (iamshack @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 04:13 PM) He can block trades to all but 8 clubs... Waiver claim =/= trade.

The only three possibilities are LAD, DET, and CHW, because Kenny's in that mode.

QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 03:18 PM) [in Hawk voice] Y'know Stone Pony, no one could masturbate like Yaz. There's a birth control joke in there somewhere.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 01:16 PM) Fun fact: Kyyle messaged me to get this up while I was getting it up. So you were masturbating.

Welcome to the big leagues, idiot. "BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE BRAVES YOU GUYZ DIDNT TELL ME FIRST"

QUOTE (WHarris1 @ Aug 2, 2012 -> 09:16 AM) Why Teague is the only unsigned first round pick Post some content, yo, for some reason that site's blocked at work!

Wednesday's recap.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 11:07 PM) Just watched the first four episodes of the newsroom. I am enjoying it. Also on the BB talk I think that Walt was referring to that Todd guy(i think that his name, the guy who worked for the pest control company who brought up the nanny cam) when talking about flying to close to the sun. I know it's random, but he might kill him or something to send a message to Mike. Either way I love the amount of Mike we are getting this season. "Landry Clarke" is what cool people call him. Also, I think he wants to hire him, not kill him.

QUOTE (Wedge @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 04:01 PM) Unless he's willing to come back for $10m/year I think we're better off investing in another year of Youkilis. I'd rather have Peav-dog.

QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 02:34 PM) Yup, unjust: http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/...lions-sanctions I feel bad trolling, but Flapship is covering the s*** out of this. http://flapship.com/the-continueddefiance-of-penn-state/

HEEYEEESSSS!

Extend Liriano!

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 02:24 PM) How can I have it adjust the dialogue scenes louder, and the action scenes quieter? There should be options on whatever device you are watching through. I don't know your setup - if you have surround, you turn the center speaker up.

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 03:17 PM) I can't believe people are upset about this. The event happened. People shouldnt have to tip toe around results for 5 hours. If you don't want to know results, avoid things like ESPN, twitter, facebook this thread etc... Honestly, you just have to view the NBC airing as a way to see what happened. It's just too impossible to kill time at work and not have these things spoiled.

Kenny Williams, "There were interesting discussions, but nothing close."

Life mirrors video games. The Rangers dealt for Dempster in my MLB the Show season the same day I submitted the Liriano trade.

If the Sox land Liriano today, everyone's happy. All they did was land him 4 days early so he could already be pitching on deadline day. There are no complaints from me.

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 01:27 PM) That's the plan. Ominous post is ominous.

Floyd, Viciedo, and like 10 other parts for King Felix. DO IT. haha I don't see Floyd moving unless we're getting an even better starter back.

Speaking of Joakim Noah - this is simply hilarious. http://deadspin.com/5930499/joakim-noah-te...ane-hilariously Noah interviewed on ESPN Chicago. His top 3 Chicago athletes are - 1. AJ Pierzynski 2. Patrick Kane 3. Patrick Kane

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 12:59 PM) There is athletic, and then there is Derrick Rose. The dude is in a category of his own, with maybe 10 or so other guys in the NBA. Rose is a freak. was