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QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 03:19 PM) How could anyone possibly believe that was real? whoopsies

QUOTE (Jenksy Cat @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 03:19 PM) How could anyone possibly believe that was real? Because it was.

Jay Cutler lists himself as "single" on Facebook after stating football is "least of my worries". It's happening; I'm sort of starting to dislike Jay Cutler. Just play f***ing football.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 02:53 PM) Ordonez is hitting .236/.305/.312/.616 on the year. I think he's starting to break down a bit. Since returning from injury, he's hitting .322/.388/.390/.778 in 17 games (59 at bats). Not world-beating, but solid.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 02:07 PM) Ouch He's so f***ing good, it seems.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 01:58 PM) Awesome game thread so far. Might be the best one of the year as far as pregame comments are concerned. Below me.

Ian Kennedy is all kinds of awesome with the D-Backs...

ZachZaidman Zach Zaidman The lockout is over. Football has returned!

QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 12:52 PM) No way we get him for just Jackson. If we do, then KW just earned another year. He's playing like s*** this year.

The Yankees don't have Colby Rasmus. I am not intrigued.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 12:25 PM) The best part is that people watched for a half hour before anyone reported it... http://www.fox28.com/story/15141934/social...-reducing-hours Interesting, social security offices are reducing hours.

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 12:12 PM) Would she let Colby get to fifth base? butthole?

Get rid of Saturday delivery.

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 11:41 AM) So it's a rookie left-hander we've never seen before. I've actually seen this dude pitch. He throws hard but has control problems. I wish I could say the Sox will have no problems with him but as we all know this team has no concept of advance scouting. The Sox will get load the bases with walks, then swing at first pitch three times for popouts.

QUOTE (bmags @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 11:17 AM) I ate way too much mcdonalds though. Gross.

QUOTE (PlaySumFnJurny @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 10:08 AM) There once was a man from Detroit whose maneuvers were very adroit 'though he could not pitch worth a son of a b**** his own junk he could really exploit. Well we have ourselves a winner.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 10:33 AM) I rest my case. Colby 4 Prez.

Someone close this s*** thread and let's rock the one without "Lockout" in it.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 02:51 AM) Didn't see Breaking Bad tonight, but my parents said it was awful. Barely watchable. Your parents are silly... I enjoyed it greatly.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 09:00 AM) I go bareback. Same here, the Evo is fine bareback + the non-glare screen protector.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 09:37 AM) they have a s***load of money to spend, so it could very well be the Bears. Don't the Bears need to worry about a lot of in-house re-signings that will take that s***load down to a nominal amount?

He can Below himself.

I actually had Colby on the Sox in an OOTP league once a couple years back, so here y'all go.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 25, 2011 -> 08:29 AM) If he works out of the bullpen, he's not "Getting a little extra rest". So you're telling me throwing 1 inning vs throwing 6 innings doesn't give a guy a little extra rest? It's one f***ing week here, bruh.