DrunkBomber

QUOTE(ChiSox1323 @ Jul 23, 2007 -> 01:53 PM) i know the guy was from england but how does a 30-40 year old guy not know how to throw a baseball? that part where minnie minoso was teaching him how to throw was pretty sad. Did you see the clip of the Mayor from some city in Ohio I believe threw out the first pitch on opening day this year and it went like 5 feet. Then he tried to show it was a fluke so he went on the Jimmy Kimmel show and did the same thing again. Actually here it is his first throw is on there at about 2:30 min

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Jul 23, 2007 -> 12:56 PM) I highly recommend that you do not rent "Shortbus". This is the first movie in a long time that I turned off without finishing it. If you enjoy lousy acting, lame characters, and graphic 3-way sex involving men than go ahead and rent it. Otherwise I would pass on it. I really could have used this advice a few months ago. One of my friends recommended it to me, which i found out was as a joke later, so I order it on Netflix because the description didnt sound so bad. I pop it in and sure enough the very first seen is like some guy blowing himself and one of his neighbors watching through a window. i come to find out that its revenge for when I told him to rent Duece Bigalow European Gigolo because it was one of the funniest movies of all time.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 22, 2007 -> 05:57 PM) True. Willing to bet the guys pulling the prank were in line for Phantom Menace over night. Hey they had to get the idea to do this from somewhere, maybe they were wreaking havoc as revenge for somebody telling them what happened at the end of Shrek 3 or something

#778409 +(769)- [X] So the other night I can't sleep, so I go downstairs and pour a bowl of cereal and decide I'll eat it in my room while I watch Conan. After I pour my cereal, I turn the lights back off and it's pitch black as I walk up the stairs to my bedroom. By the way, I'm only wearing a pair of silk shorts. So I'm trying to balance my bowl of cereal in the dark so I don't spill, thinking I'm doing okay. When I reach the top of the stairs, the bowl tips and I feel it spill all over my shorts. So I walk back downstairs to grab a rag and clean up. I find a roll of paper towels and I pick up all the cereal inside it and walk downstairs to throw it away and put my bowl in the sink. Then I start to clean up the milk on the floor and on my shorts. Well this is near my parents' bedroom, and as I'm cleaning, I hear them having sex. Being male, I start to get an erection at the sounds of sex, despite the fact that I know it's my parents having the sex. So I try to tune it out and hurry up with the spilt milk. In the midst of all this, I start to have a coughing fit. A result of being a smoker. A minute later, my mom opens her bedroom door - wrapped in a blanket - and sees me standing there with an erection bulging through my shorts, which are still wet with a seeping liquid, and a paper towel in my hand dripping white stuff, all outside her bedroom door where she and my dad were just having sex. I've never thought seriously about running away from home until that night.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 22, 2007 -> 03:31 PM) I'm not a huge Harry Potter and have found spoilers because I was looking for them. For these idiots to go and ruin it to get a laugh is kind of weak. It would of been funny to see everyone in the line jump em and beat the crap out of them. Those people waiting in line aren't hurting anyone. Leave em alone. I dunno, I think its kinda funny. It is a real dick move but most of the funny videos in this thread are at someones expense.

QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Jul 21, 2007 -> 06:00 PM) Tarik Glenn retires. http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nf...etirement_N.htm OUCH. Thats a big hit for the Colts. Hes been great for them for years. I wonder how long ago they knew and if they had time to find a replacement.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 21, 2007 -> 05:19 PM) I think the Olsen Twins look like Gremlins. Come on, dont you think thats a little harsh??? Gremlins dont look anorexic

this one made me laugh 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business Reply Mail Envelope. 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold in your hand. 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away whistling. I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

QUOTE(ChWRoCk2 @ Jul 20, 2007 -> 11:52 PM) I agree, Culpep doesnt really fit that system like Garcia, I only base that on the offense Gruden runs though. Atlanta has to be kicking themselves right now, Vick might be done for the year, after trading Schaub leaves them with Harrington who has yet to flash his Heisman skills and now Daunte goes to Tampa. I would love to see Petino go back to Louisville its in his best interest now. And to put the icing on the cake, Marcus Vick leaves the Dolphins and takes his brothers spot. Petrino is gonna tank the whole season and draft Brian Brohm first overall.

Congrats to her for giving up meth and a marriage in a year!!!!

Contrares should be traded to any team that will pick up his salary. He is completely useless to us right now. Actually, hes worse than useless because he is preventing us form developing our younger pitchers up here.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 20, 2007 -> 09:27 PM) I'm quite certain that any CBA would never allow that. Because what that would do is remove the penalty for signing guys of questionable character. How quickly would people be all over PacMan or Tank if they could sign them and then cut them with no questions asked the first time they acted up? Making it cost teams money is the best incentive teams have to keep their guys in line. Hell, teams could start encouraging overpaid guys to act up if that ever happened. Ya, I never really thought about that. It kind of sucks for a team like the Falcons because they have soooooooo much money tied up in Vick. With guys like Pacman and Tank, theyre still on their rookie contracts so they wouldnt damage the cap too much. The only other thing i can think of, is if they do it on a case by case basis and the player in question has to have a meeting with Goodall and Upshaw and if the two of them deem a player is just too out of hand they can do something. Or maybe just make them pay part of their salary but not have it affect the cap.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 20, 2007 -> 09:18 PM) The Falcons stil have Vick's contract. Ya, but whats 130 million dollars between friends. Im curious if theyre gonna start having clauses in players contracts saying teams dont have to pay the players or take the cap hit if they release trouble makers.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 20, 2007 -> 05:47 PM) Because he might start over any of them, and they might offer more money. I suppose, but I wouldnt imagine they would be able to offer too much with how many qbs they have on their roster right now.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 19, 2007 -> 10:15 PM) Don't mind if I do. Seems this is the one thread that has been neglected in the re-build. Training camps start next week. -Cullpepper visits and tries out for Tampa Bay. Why would he waste his time trying out in Tampa. They got Garcia, Simms, Gradkowski and the rights to Plummer. He should just fly to Atlanta and call it one.

Im still curious about what really happened with the problem he had at the airport. How is it that one day they find residue that appears to be from weed, then you dont hear anything about it for a few weeks, than all of a sudden its jewelry. Who puts jewelry in a hidden compartment in a water bottle, let alone jewelry that looks like weed??

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Jul 13, 2007 -> 09:08 PM) I'm sure Albert's got bank as long as he hasn't spent it all on lawyers with all his stalking and what not. His wife is on fire. She's almost as good looking as my wife. I don't know if he'll ever own a team, but he is not a stupid guy. He's done a few stupid things, as have all of us. Im sure he still has plenty of money, but were talking about severe amount of money that very few people actually have.

That would sure be interesting. Im fairly confident neither Reinsdorf or Selig would let this happen. I also severely doubt he would even have 10% of the cost.

I think garland is up there

Its a post count, who cares....... seriously though, youre not resetting it talkbears though right????????

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jul 9, 2007 -> 04:54 PM) Finally! I was getting nervous! Go f*** yourself San Diego

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QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 8, 2007 -> 04:26 PM) Why did Thomas J have to die??? WHYYYYYYY? When I was little, that must have been the closest I have ever come to crying because of a movie.

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Jul 6, 2007 -> 10:13 PM) Let us never forget the July 6th massacre of 2007. Many were lost in the 32 run attack put on by the Twins. .............. 30 seconds have passed since the game ended and still no trade. Get on it, Williams. Do your job. We lost a lot of good men out there.