Greg The Bull Luzinski

One hit may put us in Cliff Politte territory.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD BALL

UNf***INGBELIEVABLE

Just when it appeared things could not possibly get worse, things fall apart again.

Ungood.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 07:49 PM) Shocked that ESPN is showing ANOTHER Yankees/Sawks game on Monday night. I swear they are scheduled to play about 40 games against each other every year. You would think the rivalry would even wear on the yanks and sawk fans.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ May 31, 2006 -> 09:07 PM) Our lineup is slumping right now. Over the last 7 days we are hitting .268 as a team. Gooch .150 Thome .238 Konerko .192 AJ .182 Which hurts even more when factoring in hitless wonders Brian Anderson and Juan Uribe.

Corpse

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ May 31, 2006 -> 09:03 PM) THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

Feel free to write, Ozzie Guillen's email: ozzieguillen13@hotmail.com

Looks like it will be the first time we get shut out all year. Judges ... is it time to declare corpse ball?

QUOTE(fathom @ May 31, 2006 -> 08:15 PM) Is it being a bad fan to hope Politte gets rocked here, and makes the Sox consider another pitching roster move? Not as long as it is for the better of the team in the long run.

Here lies the Sox offense ...

Farmio made a homerun call. Hooray!

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:42 PM) Ya know, I might/will get grilled for saying this, but I think I want the Tigers to win a few while we play like s***. Maybe, just maybe, it'll wake up this team, and light a fire under their ass. WE KNOW this team is capable of winning 6-8 games in a row, or 12 of 15 or so. Maybe falling back a few games will get some urgency back into the life of this team. Let the grilling begin. Being in second place SHOULD light a fire under your ass if nothing else does.

1-2-3 inning. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:38 PM) Thats what I keep saying, kinda. Uribe has to go, because hes the veteran who has the experience. I think Anderson needs to get some AAA time, not the bench, but we don't have a viable replacement (yet). Uribe is hurting my head every time he comes to the plate. Avert your eyes when he swings and you won't get dizzy.

Our offense was beaten after Garcia gave up the first run.

QUOTE(Wedge @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:22 PM) You must admit we do have a shortage of clutch hits and one-handed catches without Timo this year... We also have a shortage of no hitting outfielders ... oh ... wait ... we have one that plays every day.

QUOTE(rudylaw @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:20 PM) Also last year it did not matter if Timo was playing or not, there was still always a referrence to how much he sucks. Only because Timo does in fact suck ass.

QUOTE(Wedge @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:17 PM) Let's not forget Jermaine Dead Nobody has said Pop Up Paulie for a while either.

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:15 PM) I referenced corpseball only to indicate our club needs to avoid it. This, mind you, was before our veteran catcher ran himself into an out. No criticism, just pointing out the facts for the official record.

The Offense goes ...

First Corpseball reference logged at 7:05.

Disasterous.