Greg The Bull Luzinski

Ozzie said, "Say Hello to my little friend!"

BA IS THE CHAMPION!!!!

QUOTE(WCSox @ May 20, 2006 -> 05:25 PM) She'll be out of a job soon when Fox Sports Net tanks. Well once Kirstie Allie is through losing all that weight, somebody needs to take her place in the Jenny Craig commercials.

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ May 20, 2006 -> 04:01 PM) They introduced him as BERNIE MAC. Is that not enough evidence for you? If I called in and said I was Jesus Christ, would you be convinced I was He?

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 20, 2006 -> 03:58 PM) A drunk BErnie Mac on the Score commenting on the game. Drunk yes. But I'm not convinced that is Bernie.

QUOTE(BigSqwert @ May 20, 2006 -> 03:53 PM) Rich Hill just called out AJ saying that he shouldn't have crashed into Barrett. Also said that "that's not how you are supposed to play baseball". What a f***ing retard. That statement epitomizes Cubs baseball.

The man who taught Pods that choke hold ...

Sent to Cooperstown, or archives

TO BA, I present this:

QUOTE(jenksd @ May 20, 2006 -> 03:36 PM) f***ING BONDS INTERUPTING THE PRESS CONFERENCE As if I give a flying f*** about his 714th juiced up homer.

AJ jerseys are going to be flying off the shelves now.

QUOTE(keninem @ May 20, 2006 -> 03:30 PM) Bean that f*** in every at bat tomorrow, if he plays. For his own safety, I expect Barrett will not play tomorrow

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ May 20, 2006 -> 03:29 PM) He's trying to cover his ass. He knows hes totally f***ed. Not to mention he has sand in his vagina

Dusty was look for Freddy magic pipe

PWNED Severe OWNAGE

QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ May 20, 2006 -> 01:34 PM) So...after all this, what do y'all think we can expect from Zambrano tomorrow? He will bite the head off of Timo Perez, ala Ozzy Osbourne

Somebody needs to make an avatar or sig of Barrett lying on his back after AJ plows him over.

Who's up for going to the player's packing lot and finding Michael's Barrett's car?

They have been throwing around money, just spending it stupidly. I could not be happier for them.

QUOTE(knightni @ May 20, 2006 -> 02:17 AM) Footrace. Thomas or Bonds... Who'd win? A woman pregnant with triplets.

I found what Ozzie was doing when he should have been taking Vasquez out?

Ozzie's leaving the pitcher in too long cost us too many games lately. I realize he is scared of the bullpen, but you gotta use it sometime. This isn't the ALCS.

This road trip of s*** makes the Cubs series worry me.

We just lost 2 of 3 in the SCROdome.

QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ May 18, 2006 -> 08:47 PM) Hypothetical question: If we somehow come back in this game and take the lead, will Ozzie put Thornton back out there to walk the 1st batter before bringing in Jenks? Absolutely!