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QUOTE(aboz56 @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:03 PM) What about just a Brian Anderson banner? Them I am afraid many regulars will be unable to hit the site in the way Anderson can not hit a pitch. The Anderson banner may also causes weak pitchers to find success only in this forum.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:03 PM) The rally crede could be devouring him for fuel. I was hoping that if the Rally Crede speeds up its molecules (ala Flash), it can positively affect Anderson. But your idea works too.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 31, 2006 -> 07:00 PM) Alright, no more of this flat baseball. Glad to see the Rally Crede is back. Can we work on bringing back the Crede banner. Perhaps if we incoperated Brian Anderson into the Crede Banner, this may also help.

Looks like we are in for a solo homerun fest tonight. Unfortunately, we have yet to leave the starting gate.

:puke Uribe's hitting

QUOTE(aboz56 @ May 31, 2006 -> 06:27 PM) Is it just me or do I have the best avatar ever to appear on Soxtalk? Your imagination. It's just been a slow night thus far.

How about a WILD PITCH?!?!?! Picking up our level of execution right where we left off last night.

No DP's!!!

I wish Citron was better defensively.

Yet another game we can guarantee Brian Anderson will not have a hit.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 31, 2006 -> 05:56 PM) Pablo should probably pitch too, so we get a little more offense from the 9 spot. LMFAO

I was hoping one could be shifted to CF and Brian Anderson sits on the bench.

Everybody gets a day off except Thome, Konerko, Crede, and Uribe. Let's go back to the Sesame Street days and decide who doesn't belong?

QUOTE(Melissa1334 @ May 30, 2006 -> 09:12 PM) from what i seen from him, hes a terrible fundemental player. he misses signs, doesnt get the bunt down all the time, jezz cub fans cant stand him. sure he would be an upgrade over bA:anyone would be I was not serious about Hairston, but maybe I should be. It doesn't take much to be an upgrade on Anderson. But going into a FA year, Juan Pierre could be fire sale material.

QUOTE(Melissa1334 @ May 30, 2006 -> 09:12 PM) from what i seen from him, hes a terrible fundemental player. he misses signs, doesnt get the bunt down all the time, jezz cub fans cant stand him. sure he would be an upgrade over bA:anyone would be I was not serious about Hairston, but maybe I should be. It doesn't take much to be an upgrade on Anderson. But going into a FA year, Juan Pierre could be fire sale material.

QUOTE(Melissa1334 @ May 30, 2006 -> 09:12 PM) from what i seen from him, hes a terrible fundemental player. he misses signs, doesnt get the bunt down all the time, jezz cub fans cant stand him. sure he would be an upgrade over bA:anyone would be I was not serious about Hairston, but maybe I should be. It doesn't take much to be an upgrade on Anderson. But going into a FA year, Juan Pierre could be fire sale material.

Jerry Hariston Jr. would be an upgrade on Anderson once the Cubs start their firesale.

QUOTE(Sox It To Em @ May 30, 2006 -> 09:02 PM) By the way, Tigers have two men on with no one out. This night keeps on getting better and better. If only the Tigers had a Brian Anderson type hitter.

Just curious if BA leads the league in runners LOB and runner left in scoring position?

Another day, another set of s***ty AB's for BA. When will it end? Oh, the carnage, the runners LOB.....

New Poll: First to go ANDERSON, URIBE, POLITTE?

GIVING ANOTHER GAME AWAY BIZARRO MVP: ANDERSON, URIBE, or POLITTE

Now Citron is going to be banished to the dark side of the bench.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ May 30, 2006 -> 08:46 PM) I heard Pods talking the other day. He has a bigger Texas twang this year than last. If I had his wife, my twang would be ..... oh wait, you said TWANG.

QUOTE(Dick Allen @ May 30, 2006 -> 08:43 PM) If Freddy pitches like he did last outing, Ozzie should get his best defenders bleacher seats. Perhaps we should call up that squirrel as a 4th outfielder too.