Steff

IIRC, he had thyroid issues and had been clean for quite a while. Very possible it was natural causes.

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Jan 24, 2006 -> 11:36 AM) Turn on Howard 101 now, and you can hear most of it. Basically, he went on Fox News as the expert on the Stern show. The topic was 'Sirius censoring Howard'. The whole story was bulls***. He basically said that Stern duped everyone into getting Sirius...and now they will start censoring him, so that they can get more advertisers. He is a moron. Yea.. heard that. Doesn't help with what happened in the past though.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 24, 2006 -> 11:49 AM) Take this for what it's worth. I heard it at one time, but have nothing to back it up. The thing in the hospital that is responsible for the transfer of most staph infections is the TV remote control. I heard that and bed rails. Gross thought...

Can someone fill me in on what Chauncey did to Howard and the gang...? I recall a bit of the SEC thing when Howard signed on with Sirius.. but can another regular listener who's aware of what happened give me the scoop? TIA, Steff

Police: Airline passenger bit fellow traveler, jumped out of jetliner FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — An airline passenger bit a fellow traveler Monday, then jumped out of a jetliner as it was moving to take off, authorities said. He was later subdued with a stun gun. The man was taken to a hospital from the Fort Lauderdale airport, the Broward County sheriff's office said. It was unclear whether he was injured. The other passenger suffered minor injuries from the bite. The Continental Airlines flight had been delayed for about 30 minutes, and as the Boeing 737 began to taxi, the man started yelling to get off, the sheriff's office said. He ran to the front of the plane and banged on windows and the cockpit door, authorities said. As passengers and crew members tried to restrain him, he bit a passenger. When the pilot depressurized the cabin, the man opened a door, jumped to the tarmac and ran toward the terminal. Deputies said they zapped him with a stun gun after he resisted arrest. Troy Rigby, 28, will be charged with criminal mischief, criminal trespass, battery, resisting arrest with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer, in addition to an outstanding warrant for marijuana possession, the sheriff's office said. The plane, set to fly from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to Newark, N.J., was carrying 116 passengers and five crew members. It was rescheduled for later Monday, a Continental spokesman said.

http://matmutchmr.livejournal.com/104498.html

I thought for sure my TO post would have gotten me a nod... :rolly

The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

"In June 1999, a passenger on a No. 1 train shared his ride with commuters for about five hours before anyone noticed he was dead. The man appeared to be sleeping, with his eyes closed and his head bowed." http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=local&id=3830232

The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like s***." It was just too good to not get it's own thread...

QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 24, 2006 -> 01:16 AM) we did it (well krush literally did it, because i cannot get a hotel room for some reason) and it was the hyatt regency for 69/night. thanks for the advice Hehe... let the fun begin.

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to two hundred in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements are being made for the husband.

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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... *** A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "Where are you going?" *** "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. *** He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said, "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and f*rt. *** Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor *** A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger. Whoosh! immediately he turned 90! Gotta love that fairy! *** A PRAYER.... Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN *** Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

She's c***y... Thank you Alexis Stewart.

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 24, 2006 -> 06:48 AM) Did nobody read the last line: She shouldn't have free reign of other people's records. Yes, she should be able to see her own record, but not other patients without a court order. I don't think that's what she wants. From the article and the quote from the hospital they claim she has to sue them for HER records. She wants to know how she got the infection. If there was someone else with an infection. I don't see where she is asking for their personal information. Black out any info covered by the HIPPA laws, but good grief.. tell the woman the truth. Doesn't matter anyway. She's gonna win big, and rightly so.

QUOTE(aboz56 @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 09:16 PM) Since there will be other Q&A sessions throughout the weekend, I'm going for Thome. From what I understand, he is a tough autograph to begin with. They did the schedule this way for the first day to make sure they spread the initial crowd out to Thome, Konerko, Jenks and the Q & A right off the bat. Looks like I'm heading to Thome and then try for AJ and Crede at 7. Saturday morning go to Pods, then to the Q & A at 1:30 then try for Kong at 3. (Then the Garland session) Sunday, looks like it'll be McCarthy, Anderson and the Widge. Are you kidding me...??? Get the auto's in the bar dork. Joe and AJ will be with us at the table wall.

QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 03:51 PM) If you guys get a room there I have a feeling it's going to be complete chaos..

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and wanders into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!" The monkey looks down and says,"Whoooa!........How much water did you drink?!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 03:36 PM) i don't see a 68 dollar one, i see a 72 dollar one? because if there are rooms at the hyatt, that'd be perfect

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 03:10 PM) I ruin everything. Actually.. you just saved the weekend for Jim..

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 02:39 PM) Haha, for just a while you may have been harboring a fugitive in your tub Give it some time.. it is only Monday.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 02:28 PM) All she wants is the information on her case. Pretty reasonable considering she has no more arms and legs as a result of a condition they claim, but can't confirm to her, that she had. And I dunno what the rules are in Florida.. but BEFORE surgery can be performed here in Illinois the patient must sign a release, and if they can't, then the next of kin does, and they have a witness also sign.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 23, 2006 -> 02:12 PM) Just shot him the pm Nevermind.. just got the scoop and there's a few of them. Damn.. no "security" stunts this year...