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I hope AJ isn't going to just try to pull homers this season like he did last season. AJ the doubles hitter is a much better player.

Does Freddy think he's pitching against the Royals or something?

Thank you Cintron.

89? Brutal.

So are we getting "2nd Inning" Freddy this season instead of "1st Inning" Freddy?

Okay Freddy, you can stop serving up meatballs any time now... Wind blowing out though.

It was an opposite field shot to LF. And now a single by Broussard.

Ughhh, Victor Martinez homers... 1-0 Indians.

I hate you Project Donkey. Strikeout plz.

:finger

Belly-lard.

Erubiel Durazo accepted a minor league deal with the Rangers but was released a week or two ago. If we were depending on Durazo instead of Thome as our DH, our lineup would be a lot weaker right now.

Wait a sec... a fan threw a big syringe at Bonds during a game and Bonds actually picked it up to look at it?

I guess Frank should just try not to hit homers when no one is on base.

= if this post is sarcastic. :headshake = if this post is serious.

I think Billy Beane is finding out that he can't just throw any starter into the bullpen (Kirk Saarloos, Brad Halsey, and probably Joe Kennedy as well).

Hmmm... "Oakland Athletics shortstop Bobby Crosby left the game due to an injured hand/wrist."

It's okay... just think of the soothing sounds of Singleton's play-by-play.

Someone must not know that the Big Unit throws around 93 MPH these days. Either way, good for Frank. I hope he hits 500. I'd still rather have Thome though. He's a bit younger and I think he will stay healthier.

Frank still ownz. BOMB!

He just got cornholed. And this beyotch has actually slept with Alyssa Milano?

He also called Rolen's grand slam... http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/NASApp/ml...ex.jsp?c_id=stl ● Pujols' two homers: ● Rolen blasts grand slam: I miss you, Rooney. Please come back to us.

Agreed, it will be awhile before Uribe ever draws 2 walks in a game again.