FlaSoxxJim

Well, yeah, sure, but the real question is, How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop??

Damn, I forgot the premiere was tonight. Thank heavens for OnDemand and incessant HBO rebroadcasts.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 9, 2007 -> 06:03 PM) I have nothing against people who practice the actual act. I have a problem with the people who feel it needs a finger gesture for the unsuspecting public. We need a Shocker smiley.

Gobs of Vickies Bandicoot Sack Painful Rectal Itch Stinky Pinky and the Shockers And, yes, I think those are equally good/bad for a racehorse too.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 9, 2007 -> 04:09 PM) We had an entire thread on that gesture. A High School yearbook was recalled and stickers placed over all the hands IIRC. And again Mr Fla seemed to have all the names for it. Hey now. Just because I support the rights of those looking for two in the goo and one in the poo, doesn't mean I'm a practitioner.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 9, 2007 -> 12:33 PM) In a strange way I am proud I didn't know that. QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Sep 9, 2007 -> 12:36 PM) Two in the pink and one in the stink? Ewww. I'm looking forward to giving it a try, though. I'm pushing 30 now, so I might as well be an old man, because stuff like this is waaaaay the f*ck over my head. Like Kid Gleason, I thought that they were flashing gang signs or something. I'm disappointed in you both. Viva la Stinky Pinky!

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 9, 2007 -> 09:20 AM) Wow. Is it too much time on their hands, a personal grudge, or truly a love of a Chicago landmark? The latter, I'd guess. But, yeah, there's some dead horse floggery going on there.

This is a story from 2004? I was confused by LCR's "rides again" tagline and also tried to find corroborating reports, but then saw the story was 3 years old. I'm bummed. I thought we were getting a new installment of Green Bologna and Pink Underwear Police State Justice from Nickel Bag Joe.

QUOTE(G&T @ Sep 8, 2007 -> 07:16 PM) Well I definitely have to thank you guys. The Dogfish Head 90 min. is awesome. One of the best beers I've ever had. Ommegang 3 Philosophers is good too, but the alcohol taste is a bit strong for me. I'd probably try it again though. Hooray Beer!!

Bin Laden?? Meh, I truly am not that concerned about him. Oh, wait, I didn't say that. Our president did back in March of 2002. Yeah, I can see how this president has OBL absolutely quaking in his sandals with that get it done attitude. From "Dead or Alive" to "not that concerned," exactly six months and three days after 9/11. BushCo and the Neocons tough on terror?? Yep, sure, you betcha. whatever. Bush getting reelected in 2004 was OBL's wet dream and apparently it really doesn't take a Genius to figure that out. I guess it's that much harder to vilify a fundamentalist whackjob who thinks God speaks to him and tells him to do horrendous things when leader of the free world is, well, a fundamentalist whackjob who thinks God speaks to him and tells him to do horrendous things.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Sep 8, 2007 -> 11:20 PM) Goddamn, all I was trying to say was Chomsky is a terrorist. :lolhitting You owe me a beer to make up for the one I just spit reading that.

Always hard losing a pet, Jason. Good thoughts are with you.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 8, 2007 -> 01:44 PM) Don't forget your sweater, you know how cranky you get when the a/c is too cold, and yes we'll go for the early bird special so you can be in bed by 7 Rats, I lost my chompers. Can I borrow yours?

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 8, 2007 -> 01:02 PM) Nice Hey Jim, should we get a booth or a table? As long as you can squeeze your walker in either one works for me.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Sep 6, 2007 -> 12:23 PM) Yeah, the Bible says the end times require there to be Jews, so for the Rapture to happen we kinda need them around. We also need the Man From Mars to stop eatin' cars, and eatin' bars, and maybe we can get get him so he only eats guitars. Get Up.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Sep 7, 2007 -> 05:10 PM) I saw her on the Today Show this morning as I was getting ready. They made her standup, and show the camera what she was wearing. As she sat back down, they had to blur out her crotch for 4 or 5 seconds..... Shows what you know. Turns out she was going to the doctor about her very advanced case of blurry crotch disease ("BCD"). (And before you all continue to object to the choice of the short skirt she was wearing on the flight, I'll have you know that was doctor's orders because if you don't let it breath you can't cure the BCD. :unsure:

QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 6, 2007 -> 02:14 PM) friend of yours? Yeah, he was an orphan that we housed in a rehabilitation pool for a few days before he could be transferred.

Did you ever see anything so adorable?

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Sep 6, 2007 -> 11:27 AM) It has to be somebody saying to me, "Gregory Royal Pratt? Hi Roy!" Is it OK if we just say you're a Royal Pratt? I Kid Because I Care®

Make it a good one!

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 5, 2007 -> 09:19 AM) . . . I have no idea what this guy is going to try and pull. I have a pretty good Idea what he was looking to pull, and that's how the whole mess got started.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Sep 4, 2007 -> 05:10 PM) what the hell? Why would someone want to ban Wide Stance Gal? hahahahah. I only wish I thought of the name first. I missed that. Whence the ban, what did I miss?

Well dang, now I'm completely bummed. The guru of beer, Beer Hunter Michael Jackson passed away. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/obituar...0,3619829.story Jackson's PBS series "The Beer Hunter" was brilliant and it helped me evolve from a homebrewer happy to experiment and stumble along into a beer enthusiast who started considering brewing styles, brewing science, and the historic necessities for doing things a certain way in a certain part of the world. Terribly sad. Beer Hunter

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Sep 4, 2007 -> 03:11 PM) This wasn't just needing TP. Unless by "needing TP" you mean "needing gay airport bathroom stall sex". It's hard to keep up with all the code words and euphemisms yo.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Sep 4, 2007 -> 11:28 AM) That's pretty darn funny, but it's not a good song. Hell You Say. That's a great damn song. It gave me a whole new outlook on gift giving.