FlaSoxxJim

The long and winding road There has to be a twist I rode my motorcycle in the rain. flirtin with disaster He's going the distance Gonna eat a lot of Peaches And I was standin' on the side of the road Standing in line, marking time, waiting for the welfare dime Then I saw her face The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes A brown eyed girl in hand me downs Blinded me.....with SCIENCE She was the best damn woman I had ever seen Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds She ain't exactly small 42-39-56 BABY GOT BACK! She knows she got everything a woman needs to get a man, yeah. One Bourbon, one Scotch, one beer. I don't wanna touch you too much baby 'cuz making love to you might drive me crazy Cause southern belles are hell at night I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride Cowboy take me away Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob Lie back and let me unlock you I've got a brand new pair of roller skate, you've got a brand new key She's a super freak, a super freak, she's super freeeeakaaayyyyyy Why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride? You aint seen nothing yet But with a magnifying glance, I just sort of look her over. Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing And I fell in to a burning ring of fire Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down, yoh! Yeah Im hot blooded, check it and see Feel the fever burning inside of me Lord amighty! I feel my temperature risin' I'm so hot for you and you're so cold Why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart Let's get together Before we get much older. Because I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so Walking on thin ice, I'm paying the price For throwing the dice in the air. You're as cold as ice. You're willing to sacrifice our love I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango- Turned cartwheels cross the floor Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning. Ride a painted pony let the spinnin' wheel spin. And it stoned me to my soul, stoned me just like Jellyroll Everybody must get stoned That Ain't no way to have fun, son Some people claim there's a woman to blame Young girl, get out of my mind My love for you is way out of line And they called it puppy love Tonight's the night for you to hit it doggie style

QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ May 21, 2007 -> 12:02 PM) Just change the spelling of "gay" to "ghey" when you mean "that's stupid". In other words, turn it into a homophone! Ouch. He's here through Thursday, folks. Be sure to tip your waitress.

I like these recaps by this Sipenwell guy and had to avoid the thread last week until I could catch up on a missed episode. Thanks for sharing. Very minor point, but he's probably making a bigger deal out of Chris still being in the credits. The Ahmed and Mohamed actors were in the credits last night too, apparently because their likenesses appeared as still photos when the feds showed them to Tony. Similarly, Chris showed up as a photo from the Cleaver set on the wall at Satriele's (sp?), so Imperioli probably had to appear in the credits.

I like the fact that they have o many balls in the air now, with regard to what might bring everything to a head. Most of the conflicts they set up won't lead to anything and not everything will find a resolution which I think is fine. Now that Tony has a boatload of people who want a piece of him, all we can do is guess which she in a closet full of shoes is going to drop. I have a bad feeling AJ is going to die. Having made a willful decision to live, having Meadow tell him the importance of being the son in an Italian family, and Toy's torn feelings about being ashamed of him and also guilty over being partly responsible for is mental condition, I think that all leads to AJ not making it.

The most disgusting thing in that episode was not the teeth - it was those cream cheese hotdog things Carm was making for AJ that turned my stomach.

Belated Happy Happy, y'all!!

And there's the slam everybody expected.

I really hate our pen.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ May 19, 2007 -> 12:15 AM) 1. Your an idiot. QUOTE(Heads22 date= @ May 19, 2007 -> 12:15 AM) And you're point is. . . ?

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 18, 2007 -> 08:11 PM) . Obviously a lie. You and a girlfriend She's from Canada, you wouldn't know her. We met one summer at band camp.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ May 14, 2007 -> 09:57 PM) http://www.metrochicago.com/ Anyone been here and know how closely they check ID's for 18+ concerts? It' sbeen a long time for me since an 18+ Metro show, but I remember them checking ID's well enough that if you didn't have one that said you were 18 you were SOL. Then again, my girlfriend was the one who wanted to see Echo and the Bunnymen, not me.

QUOTE(G&T @ May 18, 2007 -> 05:48 PM) Actually, it would be a distant memory tonight if Cleveland and Detroit lose. And if the drink specials are good.

QUOTE(GaelicSoxFan @ May 18, 2007 -> 12:16 AM) ...with cottage cheese thighs wear Daisy Dukes . http://picasaweb.google.com/GetGlowing/Dar...553094858758754 Nyaahh!!

Dante: That's like calling someone a "k***". Did you ever think that your grandmother was a racist? Randal: No way. She had the utmost respect for the Jewish community. She use to tell me to be nice to the Jewish kids or else they'd put the sheeny curse on me. Dante: WHAT THE f***!? Randal: What!? Dante: Sheeny is a racial term for Jewish people...your grandmother was a racist. Randal: My grandmother was not a racist! Wait... Now that I think of it...she did refer to a broken bottle as a "n****r knife" once. Maybe my grandmother was kind of a racist. Dante: You think? ^^^ Flaxx' current fave film ^^^

Why didn't Crede play today is what I wanna know.

QUOTE(caulfield12 @ May 18, 2007 -> 04:25 PM) Ummm...why don't we just waive him? If you give up on every pitcher after they struggle once, we wouldn't have a bullpen. Aardsma hasn't been automatic recently either, he gave up a homer the other day. The problem is our bullpen is overrated. We have just as many blown saves as any team in the majors. Struggle once?!? Have you seen how bad MacDougal has pitched over the last two weeks?

Holy focking crud am I starting to really hate MacDougal.

I like the SSCBT spots a lot as well. The gawky looking guy, the cheesy cramped, outdated office. Good stuff that.

QUOTE(Damen @ May 17, 2007 -> 12:31 AM) Yeah, that testimony does add further confirmation of the law breaking, for those that care about that sort of thing. Nothing to see here. Move along citizens. Look at the Monkey! LOOK at the FUNNY MONKEY!! [/distraction]

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 17, 2007 -> 05:55 PM) "Jew him down" is just a common phrase in today's world. Kids everywhere say it. It means the same thing as "To get him to lower the price." Meanings of some words change over the years and that's whats happened with "Jew"... If you don't like it, get over it. Public opinion is generally protected by the 1st Amendment, and if it's someone's opinion that they should be able to say "Jew him down" then they should be able to. "n***** rig" is just a common phrase in today's world. Kids everywhere say it. It means the same thing as "patch something together." Meanings of some words change over the years and that's whats happened with "n*****"... If you don't like it, get over it. Public opinion is generally protected by the 1st Amendment, and if it's someone's opinion that they should be able to say "n***** rig," then they should be able to. Why was gay substituted for stupid? That answer is why society frowns on these stereotypes. My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur! --Randal Graves

Just now back in Florida after the whirlwind trip to Chicago and a 1-1 split on my first and possibly only two Sox home games this season. The weather may have been kinda rotten for yesterday's night game and the results were a letdown after having enjoyed the win in the day game. But all in all, spending all day and all night at the Cell sure beat the hell out of spending it at the conference I was blowing off.

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ May 11, 2007 -> 02:19 PM) So, I can't remember the last time a Presidential candidate tried the humor route in advertising (speeches yes, but not ads). Mr. Richardson has decided to do just that in two new ads. Seems a bit campy, but I have to say, I chuckled a bit. Anyone think that any other candidates will try that angle? Anyone see any other interesting ads yet? I think those are great.