FlaSoxxJim

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 1, 2007 -> 06:47 PM) you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself Mother rapers. Father stabbers. . . Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 1, 2007 -> 04:38 PM) You can get anything you want . . . damn kids will have to google this one. I feel like having a big turkey dinner now for some reason.

QUOTE(Texsox @ May 1, 2007 -> 02:30 PM) Wow, one stupid mistake. Well if we ever restate the draft no need to pucker up and kiss the guy next to you, just write a twisted, sick, violent essay and you will be released. "I said, 'Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill! I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth! Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL!! KILL.!'. . . !"

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ May 1, 2007 -> 01:08 PM) 4 years ago today...major combat operations in Iraq ended, and the United States and her allies emerged victorious. yea, us.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 28, 2007 -> 07:12 PM) It is a shame that from all indications a very good guy felt he had to resign. At least Condi really loved him. Only in a massage-ey way I'm sure.

And it just gets better and better. I guess he didn't take his own oath.

I love the Sosa Sox card a little further down on that page. He looks completely bewildered by the baseball in his hands.

And sadly, he left his post before he could initiate his much-anticipated "Massages Only" sex education program.

10,000 to 15,000 customers?!? DC really must be a stressful place if all those folks need massages from Madame Pam's gals.

Maybe nobody else was willing to give him the Happy Ending, and if that's as far as it went (being married and all), maybe he considers it part of the massage. At any rate, it sounds like Madame Pam can blow up dozens or even hundreds of careers is she plays hardball and calls them to testify in her federal case. Talk about having the goods on some powerful players. I'm surprised charges against her haven't been dropped in return for her burning the little black book. Then again, by already giving it to ABC maybe that's not an option anymore. Glad I used the fake name "Gage Texsox".

QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 03:38 PM) I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's." With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile. (Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.)

Greg Walker is planning on screwing up all of our hitters for life. Oh. . . wait, nevermind. . .

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 02:02 PM) He knew what he was doing - trying to be shocking. Well, congrats kid, you got the attention you wanted. I think this about sums it up. The arrest may have been over the top, and when it's all sorted out, I don't think there should be any charges. But, it's along the lines of 'don't yell FIRE in a crowded theater. After 9-11, you don't make bomb jokes at the airport. Right or wrong, after VT, you're probably going to get scrutinized more if your writing assignments dwell on violent massacres.

Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist? Bobby "Boris" Picket, he of the Monster Mash fame, dead at age 69. http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/2...=rss_topstories

QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 12:41 AM) Since I was rained out, do I have free reign to start this one? Or was I blocked? I don't want to test fate and be a jinx, No, I think you'd have to be excluded from starting this one. People get excluded if they merely start a losing game thread, whereas you started a thread that got the whole damn game canceled. Sheesh.

Good bit of political humor from France. This conservative Sarkosy fellow's campaign tag line is "Tout Devient Possible," which I read means everything is possible. And so here's the satirical jab at him: All of that translates to say: "Together, without the poor, the foreigners, welfare recipients, the left, the extreme left, the communists, the homosexuals, the HIV+s, the disabled, the Ministries of Education and Culture, independent journalists, blacks, Arabs, and the guy who stole my wife, everything is possible."

QUOTE(Chet Lemon @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 02:55 PM) Here is some of Richardson's job experience: Seven-term U.S. Representative for New Mexico U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. U.S. Secretary of Energy Two-term Governor of New Mexico What? No experience as head of an Arabian horse association?!? What a hack.

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 03:08 PM) I saw Mo Green at Lens Crafters. Did you tell him Poppy Hidalgo sleeps with the fishes?

Jaime Navarro called me up and told me everything is all my fault. I don't even know the guy.

I took a ceramics class with Bo Jackson at the Y once. For our final projects I made an ashtray and he made a new hip. QUOTE(BV2005 @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 01:19 AM) I saw tony graffanino in my neigborhood. he tried to get my run away cat, but it went right between his legs.

Carlos May landed a gig reviewing movies as Ebert's sidekick, but he lost it just as quickly for being too harsh in his reviews. Dude NEVER gave anything two thumbs up.

QUOTE(Damen @ Apr 25, 2007 -> 04:15 PM) Who really thinks Gonzalez just 'forgot' all of these conversations, and the White House just 'forgot' to use the correct email system, and then, when they were notified of that, all those emails just mysteriously disappeared? Kap does.

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 25, 2007 -> 02:12 PM) I was kidding, you old fogies... MC Sleepy's not down wit' da dope samples?!? Wurd.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Apr 25, 2007 -> 01:56 PM) No, it's the "preferably a sample" that has me confused. Joe Sample. Outstanding jazz keyboardist and founding member of the Jazz Crusaders. I'm impressed. The kid's got taste.