Jack Parkman

Could you post the Rally Engel meme please? I want to save it for this season.

Someone post the Rally Engel meme.

Abreu HR. Now we're starting to see how fun it's going to be to watch this lineup go to work.

Probably. Remember what Hahn said about that one Quintana start when they were negotiating his deal?

Well, they do shift on him so I get it if it's to get them to quit doing that.

If anyone not named Madrigal, Engel or Garcia gets a bunt sign from Ricky, they should just ignore it.

Moncada RBI single. 2-0.

If I'd bet on any of the Sox OF prospects becoming an MLB regular, it would be Basabe. I think if he has a good season, he's the back up plan if Mazara continues being Mazara.

If he's out of options, he's likely to be claimed by DET/BAL/SEA/KC.

The Aussies are like....WTF, Mate!?!?!?

I was just going to say that. Robert has stupid power too, don't get me wrong and I've heard stories about his minor league HRs rivaling Eloy. The Sox might have the most raw power in their OF in baseball, between Eloy, Robert and Mazara. If they can tap into Mazara's raw power....oh boy.

Well then Robert has just as much based on what I've seen. At the end of the day, game power is what matters. All 3 of those guys are going to be monsters and it's going to be a joy to watch them terrorize the AL for the next 6 years.

Oh sorry. my bad.

I actually think that Robert might have more power than Eloy. I could see Eloy being Albert Belle at his peak though offensively.

God if that's true, Eloy might not be too far off. Out of the Sox Big 3 core pieces(Moncada, Robert, Eloy) who do you think will be the best: Offensively Defensively Overall My guesses: Eloy, Robert, Moncada. But it wouldn't shock me if Robert ended up winning all 3. ???

I only know because they mentioned his name on the Sox radio broadcast.

It's Angel Hernandez, wtf do you expect? Good umpiring? LOL.

Good news. Didn't see it posted in the 1st inning, so I'd post it now.

TODOS LOS CUBANOS. They already have an agreement with Norge Vera and I'd put a large chance on them getting one of Yokelis Cespedes or Oscar Colas.

Robert 2B, Eloy scores. 1-0 Sox.

This is why you hang on to Collins

^^^^^^

Has Crochet pitched yet this year?

He's leading off because he walks more than Timmy. I don't like it. Shit, I'd rather lead off Robert.

You just named all of the reasons why he probably doesn't have value. If you know that, you think MLB teams don't?