Jack Parkman

Fuck the Twins.

The mount rushmore of Twins assholes: Ford, Kielty, Kubel and Punto.

Speaking of Twins scars, I'll never forget that one time that Luis Castillo hit a ball straight into the ground in fair territory and was standing on 1B before Freddy caught it while still on the mound. Fuck the Dome.

Another one of those assholes. I also hated Kyle Lohse because he sucked against everyone but the Sox.

Who pissed you off more, Lew Ford or Jason Kubel?

I wasn't watching then. I'm going to disagree about Moncada getting plenty to hit. Sure, everyone gets pitches to hit but it's still much less than the average hitter. It makes the misses on pitches to hit more glaring because he just gets fewer of them

No, I mean I've seen him go like 3 games without more than 1-2 legit pitches to hit. It's crazy. Pitchers just don't make mistakes against him.

Get Hot, Luis.

Man, Moncada gets aced by pitchers more than anyone I've ever seen. For some reason pitchers make fewer mistakes against him than other hitters.

Haseley is raking in AAA they shoud give him some run as a LF platoon.

Lose-Lose-Lose

There is nothing I enjoy more in baseball than the Sox kicking the Twins asses.

Hey there's the power from Vaughn. More of that, please.

Montgomery should be practically untouchable from Hahn's point of view.

Colas 2-3 with 2 doubles so far.

Even with the lower velo his fastball command is still shaky.

The velocity is what makes his change a great pitch. It's just ok without it. You saw some signs last year that the difference was dropping.

I do, but he averaged close to 94 mph over an entire season in 2019 and 2021. It's waaaaay down this year.

I been hangin' around this town on a corner I been bumming around this old town so long I been hangin' around this town on a corner I been bumming around this old town For way, way, way, way, way too long

Fairly confident in my 4-4 prediction for this week right now.

Haha

Vaughn seems to have forgotten how to hit RHP again.

If they blow this game and then lose 3/4 to Minnesota then at least they can stop pretending.

Yep