Jack Parkman

My dad is a Dodger fan too, Noah. That's no excuse. (Sarcasm intended)

Tatis for Soto who says no?

Is it possible Tidwell falls all the way to 62?

Are they going all the way through the 2nd round tonight or are they stopping after the Comp round like they usually do? BTW love the Schultz pick.

So we're going to start the- Lynn is good: Big bastard Lynn is bad: Fat fuck.

Did you forget the Darin Erstad experience?

It's crazy, the Sox just got out of the Keuchel deal and now they have Lynn taking a crap on the mound. Truly Murphy's law shit.

If Lynn isn't sitting in the mid-90s he's toast.

Lynn is filling in for Keuchel quite well in the role of team gascan.

Let's not compare regular jobs with pro athletes, m'kay. Not a fair comparison.

Scott Boras doesn't give discounts. If the offer doesn't start with a 5 it's a joke and non-serious.

That's not a serious offer. It's laughably comparable to the offer that the Sox made for Machado. Everyone knows they're not entertaining anything that doesn't begin with a 5, it's not rocket science. This is just an excuse for Nats ownership to say "we tried" Put up or shut up.

And he's sucked when healthy since 2021.

Pollock has a $12M player option that will almost certainly be exercised. Picking up Kimbrel's option remains the worst move of the offseason. I understand why they let Rodon go. He had injury problems last year, and his whole Sox career.

Sox go on a tear, I can go back to bitching about the Sox not doing enough to compete with HOU/NYY. But anyway, I feel like this is one of those years when the Yankees buy a championship.

Keuchel always seemed like a prick.

Fuck the Twins. That is all. Beat the shit out of those assholes.

He has been since coming back from his latest IL stint. I'm convinced he was playing injured. People forget he was as low as .130 at one point and he's fought back to around Mendoza.

I don't think he was picking that guy up very well.

Wonderful PA from Robert.

Vera with a weird line so far: 0 H, 4BB, 2 ER 7 K through 3.1 IP

BTW, what's up with Bummer? Is he alive or no?

At least I can't be disappointed if they make the playoffs and get brutalized by Houston or the Yankees. That is kinda what was expected.

That ball was kilt.