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QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:17 PM) I think we should bring back Lyle Mouton to help our OF problems personally. Great range. And French-sounding.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:15 PM) I do, and that commercial sucks. But that reference was pretty funny. Thanks, man. I'm just killing time until the next installment of the Amazing Vazquez Laser Show.

You guys noticing that Hawk and D.J. don't say anything when a replay of a pitch is shown? Maybe they heard the criticism of their constant whining.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:16 PM) So, if Anderson turns in to Mr. April/May again, what are we going to do? Boone Logan.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:15 PM) Cotts got possessed by the Marte demon.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:13 PM) Chances of Javy starting the 5th? Remote. Get it?

Giambi goes down. Thanks, Javier. Now hit the showers, you big puss.

QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:11 PM) Unbelievable. Javy is just toast. I hope we don't ever pitch him again. OUT. OUT NOW.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:10 PM) Why for the love of god when you have a Brandon McCarthy in the bullpen do you have Cotts up first. Is it to plunk Giambi with the bases loaded again. Cotts hasnt been good in a while. I dont get this. Eject the 2005 WS dvd Ozzie, he isnt the same guy. Logan time.

THAT one looked like strike.

Boy, when they get Matsui and Sheffield back . . . that lineup is going to be a major bummer.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:06 PM) This is getting to the point where it's almost as ridiculous as that start he had at home against Cleveland earlier this year. We won that game, but I think Javy threw 110 pitches in like 5 innings and Cleveland left 15 men on base or something. Yeah, I was there for that. Good, extened opportunity to drink. A lot. Kudos to Javy.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:05 PM) Javy keeps shaking off AJ. AJ must not be putting down the sign for Meatball.

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:04 PM) i think we'll be seing McCarthy tonight Right now. I'm serious.

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:03 PM) We have passed the 75 pitch barrier. Is that the music from Jaws?

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:02 PM) I have a hard time going against Coop after he came out to the mound in Minnesota and Buehrle threw that triple play on the next pitch. It takes a revolutionary thinker to go out there, tell your pitcher to throw a triple play ball, and see it get done on the 1st pitch. Way to whiff Jeter, Javy. Nice pitch. Last year, though, it would've been a quadruple play. Our guys are tired.

QUOTE(Felix @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 10:00 PM) The YES network realizes that Don Cooper isn't actually a god. Coop will fix it.

Meatball to Jeter. Strike one.

QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:58 PM) You walk him here, and you better get the pen up. Yo.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:55 PM) Well that sucks. Although, I just thought of the idea for a Boone Logan, Mike Ditka, Chuck Norris every man for himself wrestling match inside a cage. That would be pretty nifty. Logan's size 16 feet might prove the difference. QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:55 PM) We have to lead the league in taken third strikes. What happened to the old adage of protecting the plate, especially with RISP and 2 outs. Seriously. That's so 2005.

Top of 4th inning. "Attention fans, a change for your scorecard. Now pitching for the White Sox: Boone Logan."

Lots of pitches from the Moose. That's good. QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:53 PM) Indeed, the fact that Fidel's brother is a Boone Logan fan is the reason that his totalitarian dicatorship will not work. Boone Logan is no friend of totalitarian dictators. They hate Boone Logan because they hate freedom.

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:51 PM) I also want to be in the Boone Logan fan club. I think everybody is a fan of Boone Logan except Fidel. Fidel's brother, however, is a huge fan. This has been the biggest change in Cuba since Fidel's surgery.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 10, 2006 -> 09:50 PM) SPEEDY DYE Is Dye a fast slow man or a slow fast man? Mussina's hanging a few.

Pierz flies out. Surprisingly, he throws his bat.