Capn12

Well, let's get this over with, I guess...

In the past, it feels like when we all counted the team dead and out, they'd find a way to do something unexpected. This team feels a lot less downtrodden, but we will see how the day goes.

7 walks? Obviously the guy to be on the big league roster! They can all sit out there, and talk about their approach towards not throwing strikes.

Eloy at cleanup right now, doesn't make a lot of sense. But sure, put the hottest hitter at 6.

I'm putting it at 70-92, this season.

This team could legitimately be looking at not winning a single series before May.

Diekman Factor made that 4.

Diekman has arrived!

1-12, 6 K's. Glad we have a professional hitter as DH.

This season is going to be a real test for Grifol. He doesn't have the added benefit of playing 19 against Detroit and Kansas City, like in the past. It could legitimately be a 70-92 season.

Santos in to cement this one. Oh #$%, if Colas got hurt on top of things, this team truly is a full fail.

Best bullpen money can buy!! .... ....wait...sorry....most money you can spend, on a terrible bullpen!

Only 6 walks today so far. Progress!

All the money in the bullpen, and the best arm is a guy signed to a MILB deal.

OK, game 16, and I'm definitely already tired of hearing Jason call him "Robert Jr". I get it, that doesn't mean you have to say it EVERY SINGLE TIME. I'm a Jr myself, and no one uses it, in conversation.

Team finally figured it out! Can't have bad performances with RISP, if you don't get anyone in scoring position!

So unenjoyable, watching them hit in any inning after scoring.

Man, that is a rough pitch to try and do anything with. Woof.

Yeah, I mean, this bullpen is beyond understandable levels of bad, so I get it. Just wish maybe the offense had decided that they were allowed to score in more than 1 inning per game.

Hah, of course. I mean....of COURSE that is how they let them tie it.

Nothing better than Adley up with the bases loaded.

Eloy is a pile of bad right now, 1-11 with 5 K's since coming back. Of course.

How does Eloy miss a pitch that bad?

So Cease will be done after 5, with 90 pitches, and we get to watch this amazing bullpen try to keep a 1 run lead for 4 innings. What, me worry?

This one is trending the wrong direction, thanks to some bad defense on the left side of the field.