Capn12

Martin Maldonado, starting catcher for YOUR 2024 Chicago White Sox, has a 203 OPS. I wasn't aware you could even be that bad.

There. Fixed it for you.

Nastrini's debut. Sorry in advance, kid, that you're being supported by a Single A lineup, but good luck!

-Signed, guys with no idea how to fix the problem. It is ok, Thames....there are no answers with this AAA lineup.

Outscored 27 to 5 in the series. Competitive team, am I right Getz? And at this point, it feels like Benintendi WANTS to be DFA, so he can get paid and go sit at home. He certainly doesn't look like a guy who wants to turn a franchise around, for sure. 367 OPS, GMAFB, organization is getting EVERYTHING it deserves, with the clown show in charge. Vaughn with a robust 489 OPS.

Jets opened down here in SC, and closed within a year. Absolute grease bomb here, compared to better options.

24-3

Outscored 23-3 in this series so far. Competitive team.

6 SBs allowed, might want to work on the cause of that. Hell, what am I saying? Maybe work on bat hitting ball first.

Imagine giving this hack a 5/75 contract. No competent organization would have looked at his comparables, and said "this guy is worth 13% of our total payroll in 2024."

80??

What a beefy MLB-esque roster we carry!

Because Chris Getz' record as the Director of Player Development speaks for itself! Look at all the ripe talent his system produced!

Bryan Shaw, and Pedro Grifol, ladies and gentlemen.

Bryan Shaw, so good. And yes, I know the ump has been terribad.

Shock, Shaw blows it to one of the Naylor boys.

Lee was lifted for Colas to PH.

75 million dollar man

There is our 75 million dollar man, on the spot!

You get a tough out, then hit the next guy...

Bases loaded, no outs, a Naylor at the plate...

If Shewmake is going to suck on defense, his one asset is nonexistent.