QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 30, 2010 -> 10:53 PM)
A female friend informs me she really wants to give head. I say, why are you telling me this? Go suck a dick... easy situation to fix. She says she can't, because she doesn't have one to suck. I say what's wrong with you? Go outside, and the first male you see, get his attention and inform him of your situation. He will gladly oblige you. Possibly even if he's gay.
You are a motherf***er...just so you know.
That was a re creation of a million porn scenes.