shipps

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 3, 2009 -> 02:24 PM) you are gay alright tex...we were all having fun and you had to go ruin it.

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 3, 2009 -> 02:20 PM) LOL, I think you meant stop joking around That just made my day.

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 3, 2009 -> 02:12 PM) Damn, he told me I was special shh honey...shh...simmer down....you are my gum drop... I better stop joking around. I am gonna get a reputation around here.LOL

LOL When I read the title I said to myself....this belongs in the Buster...apparently I really do spell ships with two p's.

what a wonderful lineup today...I think I am gonna go see a movie tonight...seriously. Was the Soloist any good?

QUOTE (BobDylan @ May 3, 2009 -> 01:29 PM) What time will they play the game? Its probably gonna have to be in the middle of the London night....they will all be knackered.

QUOTE (bmags @ May 3, 2009 -> 01:24 PM) I blame my poor title. It should've been like DRUNK BOOZE BOOBS Oooooooooooor....I had sex with Texsox...

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ May 3, 2009 -> 12:50 PM) That's why he couldn't get a job with the Royals, or a major league offer from anyone during spring training. The dude is a glorified pinch runner. We just had one of them. Can Jerry Owens jump over a car and then post it on Youtube? I think f***ing not.

So this was done because of Thome's possible injury status?

What did you think you were busted Tex?

What thread titles can you guys come up with that you KNOW its a guarantee that everyone will view the thread? I am bored and its Sunday and thought you guys could come up with some funny ones. Did I mention I am bored?

Why the f*** should we let them get that revenue to their city ?

QUOTE (Tmar @ May 2, 2009 -> 12:09 PM) Ouch, not a single response. its just gonna show that bmags is all the more genius when it winds up coming true

Have a swell celebration on the anniversary of you sliding out of your mothers vaginas!

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 2, 2009 -> 05:25 PM) She doesn't even watch that crappy channel. You never said you dont watch it you dirty...dirty man.

I was really hoping Hold Me Back could have won the Derby today....I have never won a f***ing dime gambling so I dont know why every now and then I get the itch to hand my hard earned money to people.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ May 2, 2009 -> 07:30 AM) Watched Changeling last night with the Mrs and we both thoroughly enjoyed it. I kept thinking the guy who played her attorney was current Senator Rockefeller but IMDB proved me wrong. So you enjoy watching the Lifetime channel with your wife I assume...

QUOTE (almagest @ May 2, 2009 -> 12:06 AM) Saw Flight of the Conchords Thursday night. Pretty good show... once you've heard the songs a million times and they cease to be funny, they remain really catchy. Eugene Mirman was also there. Favorite comedian by far. Going to see Chin Up Chin Up (local indie/art rock band) play their last show next week. Had to see them live before they broke up. Oh s*** I didnt know they were breaking up. I seen them when they opened up for Minus the Bear and they were awesome. Where are they playing at?

Am I allowed by state law to say anything about those 17 year old jugs?

QUOTE (Texsox @ May 1, 2009 -> 03:32 PM) I'll take my own chances, thank you. I'd rather not be relying on anyone else. As far as the shows, I cringe at both at times, and other times, applaud. I say this in all seriousness... I swear I have always pictured you looking like Les Stroud.LOL

Stroud is the real deal...if I am to be stranded in the Boreal Forest in the dead of winter with Stroud I am confident I will make it out somehow....if I am stranded out there with Bear we are seriously f***ed.

I voted for Mack just because it was fun watching him circle the wagon out there....you know....in a dark comedy kinda way.

I am still wondering when one Jason Gage is going to make a thread about how he thinks Brian Anderson is the best defensive CF in baseball right now.

An inch and half my ass. There is no way in the world I would walk on that windshield....you know your gonna have the jackasses that thinks its funny to jump up and down on it.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ May 1, 2009 -> 01:36 PM) There's no reason not to just like there's no reason to believe he'll do much of anything at the plate or in the field except for, you know: blind faith and the undying magic of the 2005 season. I also think he could start out semi-hot just to spite me, which I'd like very much. I just hope the Rangers are pull happy this weekend with lots of high fly balls to the corners. LOL. I like the edit cause thats exactly what I was thinking.