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QUOTE (G&T @ May 7, 2009 -> 06:32 AM) In case anyone didn't notice, Dan Hampton is really terrible on the radio. Uhhhh yes he uhhhh is uhhhh And for Holmes to always refer to him as an icon and legend is exhausting.

How many rings has Lebron won?

Now that someone pointed out too me the reason for this post its just not as funny as if it was a drunk post.

Take it easy there Malkmus...

LOL. Did Bob really need to edit that post ? His spelling was pretty good for being so incoherent.

I agree with every word. Mostly the part about trading Beckham for Wakefield...that would be a fantastic move...I bet he is great during the day time.

Blue

I have liked these guys for a while now and they continue to put out a couple new songs every few months that I like. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...riendID=5184241

I chose Watermelon just because I really judge a girls hotness by her ass so I couldnt honestly vote jugs.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ May 6, 2009 -> 08:11 AM) Well, I woke up with a sore throat this morning. Hopefully its not swine flu. I haven't had a cold in a long time. Well swine flu symptoms are sore throat,over confidence,uncontrollable farting that makes people vomit, and urge to be cheap under any circumstances. So you should probably put a mask on. you know I love ya buddy.

I would have Grinder Day... All people will honor grindiness in their daily routines of life by doing things how a grinder would do it... Run into walls when need be. Dive to the cash register at the grocery store. Rowand and Erstad will lead the Grindy Day parade.

I would ban the Cubs from MLB. I would banish Mike North and David Kaplan to Green Bay. I would ban twizzlers. I would banish Tyra Banks. I would ban skinny jeans on fat men and women...oh and of course on regular size men also ban. I would ban all "loud talkers". I would ban Mylie Cyrus. I would deport my boss to Iraq.

What if they are trying to interview someone that is leaving a court house and each reporter from their respective channel is trying to get in the shot with interview ?

ahem go team go hooray team i have to s***

QUOTE (knightni @ May 5, 2009 -> 03:32 PM) Alan Pfunt hosted it. He will live on forever through his mediocre actor children. yeah I know, but I thought Dom got to host it for a couple seasons. Or Dom hosted some late night show that was something like Candid Camera. IDK, I might be suppressing childhood memories and filling them in with bulls*** lies of Dom Deluise.

this kid impressed me in the one game I seen him on the back fields at spring training. KW was there for the whole game so I figured Hudson would be in the back of Kennys mind after deailing like he did that day.

Didnt he host Candid Camera? I swear he hosted it when I was a kid and I wasnt allowed to stay up late enough watch it.

QUOTE (lostfan @ May 4, 2009 -> 02:14 PM) I get annoyed when I'm on the phone with someone and they keep interrupting to talk to people in the background. My mom is probably the worst violator of this. Thank you. My mother and grandmother do this to me all the time.... I ask them wait a minute...you called me right? I feel like I am interrupting you with this phone call.

QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ May 4, 2009 -> 11:42 AM) I like Joel McHale so I will be interested in that show... wonder if he's leaving The Soup I soooooo hope not. That show is awesome with him as host.

QUOTE (G&T @ May 4, 2009 -> 12:20 PM) Dammit, this thread title got me twice. Me thinks I shall bump this thread and change the title in the future until it is the future of online news.

My phone is my blankey for awkward moments. But when I am around people I am comfortable with I am never on my phone.

AND OUR SPECIAL BIRTHDAY GUESTS ARE............................................................TAH DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY

Seen the Soloist last night on account of the Whitesox lineup...jk...and I thought it was pretty good. I loved Nathaniel Ayers character(Jamie Foxx). I thought he hit that mans intelligent schizo personality on the head. He said he was so consumed by the character that he started feeling crazy paranoid himself, he was calling his agent talking nuts and his agent had to remind him who he was.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ May 4, 2009 -> 05:58 AM) The only way to shave: in the shower. If you haven't tried it, do it for a week. You'll thank me later. Which of course means, no electrics, thank you very much. Norelco makes an electric shaver that works in the shower. It also spits out this lotion stuff that gives you a better cut. I have never shaved with anything other than an electric shaver and it works out fine for me.

QUOTE (BobDylan @ May 3, 2009 -> 03:14 PM) I feel awkward. Here is a wine cooler...and put this shirt on....