shipps

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I let my grandmother treat me as if I was still 8 years old...literally. And I love it.

Corned beef hash from a can.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 23, 2009 -> 10:25 AM) most of your other friends dont like these? Actually a couple friends swear that they arent a fan of them but I only mentioned it because of the other thread.

Blow jobs. Duke and knightni are deranged.

I hate Chicago.

QUOTE (DBAHO @ Jan 21, 2009 -> 10:24 AM) Did anyone realize that Brett played an elf in LOTR also? Hilarious. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figwit LOL that is f***ing great. He looks like a princess.

Have a good one dude! I would say cheers but Iam sure your birthday consists of reading and learning.

QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 21, 2009 -> 09:14 PM) I just want to add because I have a feeling alot of guys are being lazy and not nominating anyone for anything....you better not say s*** when someone wins that you dont think should because you didnt put your 2 cents in on the nominations. So atleast nominate 1 poster for something,you dont have to do all of them. Wow that came off as mean...what the hell is my problem today? Sorry Iam going to bed now.

I just want to add because I have a feeling alot of guys are being lazy and not nominating anyone for anything....you better not say s*** when someone wins that you dont think should because you didnt put your 2 cents in on the nominations. So atleast nominate 1 poster for something,you dont have to do all of them.

A small thing like stealing your roomates string cheese can turn into an all out sack punching brawl... and then you will get over it and cuddle later that night.

QUOTE (daa84 @ Jan 21, 2009 -> 12:51 PM) college did a number on my body, and now that I'm a year and a half removed i've been trying to make up for 4 years of horrendously unhealthy living. I'm not too concerned with strength training, but am trying to lose weight, so naturally I'm looking for cardio. Right now, I don't belong to a gym, but have a treadmill and bike in the basement. I just bought a jump rope also. Anyone got any good cardio workouts that can be done indoors during the winter (outside of the bike, treadmill, and jump rope)? Working out at home never works. To get a good routine going you have to go out of the house cause thats your sanctuary of laziness.

have a swell day of birth anniversary.

You know what I find hilarious?...The guy that seems to have a fixation on one muscle group and pretty much only works that out. The guy that works nothing but biceps is the most common.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jan 20, 2009 -> 04:35 PM) I haven't found a single friend from high school on Facebook. They all must be too dead from oldness.

Oz turned 45 years old today, I wonder what an Ozzie Guillen birthday party would consist of............rum? cake? tequila? donkeys? What would be his party favors?

All the Obama love around this place (meaning my job) is really getting to be overdone. I supported him and voted for him but cmon already people he isnt the answer TO EVERY ONE OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

I dont want to swim in a pool that has atleast 100 strangers a day swimming in there. I know there are alot of chemicals put in the water to protect you from germs and bacteria but its still pretty disgusting if you ask me.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jan 20, 2009 -> 02:36 AM) Some lucky f***er walked out of the UC a millionaire last night. The Illinois State Lottery has this promotion with the Hawks - if a Hawk scores at 10:00 exactly of the 2nd period, they pick a random fan to win a million. Havlat's goal came at 10:00 exactly of the second period. I think they said the fan was in section 326, but I could be wrong about that. They said the fan will be announced before Wednesday's game (whoever it is was notified last night at the game, though). Not a bad deal at all, huh....see a Hawk game, grab a million bucks.... LOL a friend of mine from work went to the game last night and was in section 300 something and he isnt here at work today. That son of a b**** better not have won.

QUOTE (MO2005 @ Jan 19, 2009 -> 03:08 PM) Nice! Can you please throw 100 mph again Just for the excitement of it? Cause he gets just as many saves and outs without doing that ya know.

QUOTE (Jimbo's Drinker @ Jan 19, 2009 -> 11:38 AM) oh the fancy pills from Europe. Is it like that pheremone spray that makes your instantly get girls. My guess is they are simply water pills. He says that its some kind of pill that changes your thyroid function, which is REALLY not something you wanna do.

A buddy of mine is getting some "stuff" shipped from Europe. He is such a f***ing idiot,he says they are not steriods and he gives all these reasons of why it is safe and that the website says such. Its not that serious to go through all that with those risks just to have big muscles that impress NO ONE.

I have a habit of keeping EVERY ATM machine reciept I get, I have atm reciepts from when I was in high school. And also random reciepts of like fast food places which there would be absolutely NO reason to keep. Its all out of fear, its been engraved in my brain from my parents that reciepts are the most official of all officiallity.

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jan 19, 2009 -> 09:18 AM) Oh, I get Jonas Brothers damage, too, along with Miley Cyrus and all the other Disneyites. I keep telling myself "well, she's into music, maybe the music will get better". I know it won't, though.... Do your kids paint your minivan windows, "WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS TONIGHT!!!!WOOOOOOO!!!!!OMG"! ? There was so much of that s*** going on when they were in town.lol

Who is that in the check yer oil mister sig?