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QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Jan 12, 2009 -> 09:59 AM) How crazy would it be if he showed up at your house party? And that man just continues to prove why he is my idol.

26/Group Home,Holla

My balls will eventually return to my nut sack , I'm sure.

Watching Clint in Gran Torino kind of made me feel like when I spend time with my grandparents,I just try to soak it all in cause you know it something special and that nothing lasts forever. What an amazing film.

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jan 11, 2009 -> 03:53 PM) So last night my job had a big party and there were like 900 people there. People start drinking and doing funny things. One such thing was a group of middle-aged (i.e., about 50) white people who were dancing to hip-hop. What an awesomely hilarious thing to watch. Tell me someone did the cabbage patch.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 11, 2009 -> 03:39 PM) I hope you can score My middle name is Bryce Drew.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 11, 2009 -> 08:32 AM) shipps didnt earn this through hard work. He earned it through using chisoxfns PW and posting about his penis. And thats the american way Yeah this is totally has me feeling like this is the "you are in the starting lineup cause your dad is the coach" situation.

QUOTE (santo=dorf @ Jan 10, 2009 -> 08:57 PM) shipps must have some really good pictures of Jason to be moving up so fast and to be able to routinely evade the language philter. I thought if you can find away around the philter that would be perfectly legal. But if you insist I will clean up my language on account of my red name.

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jan 10, 2009 -> 08:33 PM) We already did a comedy-related list. We need to do chicks now. Hot chicks. But I like to seperate my porn time from my soxtalk time. Funny people.

Please let it be top 20 stand up comics ever...Please...Pretty please...that will be phucking fun.

I think this calls for a couple of drinks down the hatch to honor Heads and greasy.

QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jan 10, 2009 -> 06:11 PM) Thank goodness it's back. I want to thank Kapkomet for getting everything straightened out. The outage happened at probably as bad of a time as possible since I had surgery this week (just prior to the outage) than my girlfriend had surgery on Thursday (wrist) and clearly getting onto a computer was not a priority. Kap also was under the weather as well but was able to get in contact with the people necessary to get the issue resolved. So now that the site's back, Kenny can finally announce his next slew of moves You had surgery huh? Do you feel cleaner down there or what?

There is a doctor named Dr. Deutsch that I work with,it is pronounced DOITCH but most people say it like duechebag and I laugh every time.

Blackberry is the best and my favorite but I heard bad things about the storm so stay away from that.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:41 AM) Ah, you must be more used to the "open face roast beef sandwich" description Nope, I just thought this thread was all about the penis. So you can imagine the strange visuals that went through my head thinking pink taco penis.

I dont know how anyone can rave about beef jerky. Its literally doggy snacks.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:20 AM) He's a f***ing roider. Not that that has anything to do with your post! Seems everyone forgot Mr. Pettitte was on the juice too. Those steriods were given to him by the latter day saints,so give him a break.

It took me five minutes to figure out what you meant by pink taco....Iam an idiot.

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:10 PM) I prefer Caroline's breasts, Anna's ass combined with Tillie's everything else I will take the middle one with Kim Kardashians ass.

SOXOBAMA you are beating everyone to the punch today. What have you been shootin up B-12 today?

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 11:00 AM) No way, they both have said they dont have a problem with him. I listened to them the morning he was fired No,they have ripped him. I know of one time I think it was the day after he left the suntimes. They were pissed at the things he said a little after he was on their show.

You should go about 5 miles north of the Wisconsin border and step into a slim jim!

QUOTE (knightni @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 01:34 PM) Better ask them if they like their men uncircumcized... Over there I'm pretty sure when your ding dong isnt snipped you are in the majority.

I like all three sizes as long as she has a curvy body. I thought they were gonna have a fattie on there though in which I obviously would not vote for.

Pedro's health is about as stable as Freddy Garcia's.