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- OMG: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man
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Let me see if I understand this. Someone smeared some glue on the toilet seat, he sat down in the glue and was instantly bonded to the seat. Hmmmm. I'm no chemist, but most fast acting adhesives would have cured before he sat down. If it was still wet, wouldn't the immediate reaction be to stand up? I smell a poorly conceived attempt at extorting Home Depot.- You know you're a computer dork when you own
Mac does make a nice machine, in that over priced sort of way. I'm sitting here with 2 desktops and a laptop networked. I also have a Palm and some assorted hardware that could be used for small stand alone applications. I am working on using one to control the Christmas lights this year, but my family seems to think it is a waste of time. I said I would log on here and spend a few days discussing the possibilities.- the accolades continue
Rush claims this is an important victory for conservatives and will reinvigorate the party.- I have new found faith!
$50 to 1/2 seems fair to me. I would also check my cards for any charges first. Wouldn't that suck to give the guy a reward and find out he already "got his". I was wondering why this seemed so strange, then I remembered y'all are up north where this sort of thing would be unusual. Down here in Texas, the guy would have dropped it by your house with a nice pecan pie or a beer. But that's because we use the death penalty and everyone is deterred from crime.- Catch-All Anything Thread
I believe the history of pop culture can be found here, in this thread. We should bind it and sell it. Like a pet rock.- Catch-All Anything Thread
- You know you're a computer dork when you own
QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 02:38 PM) Proud to say I don't own a single PC. Between work and home I have six Macs though. When you dump the 8-tracks and upgrade your radar range, you may also wish to buy a computer.- Pass the pipe..
QUOTE(Steff @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 12:40 PM) bush-bashing... hehe you said bush. Steff is so crazy today- Conspiracies
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 10:07 AM) Hee Hee... dimwit LMAO Feels like the old days- So EXACTLY why did the chicken cross the road?
Sox Fans: f*** Mariotti. First he said the chicken could cross the road, then he said it couldn't. AND IT DID!! f*** Moronotti! Cub Fans: Yeah and we had a sell out to watch it cross the road. Wait my cell is ringing.- Samuel Alito for the U.S. Supreme Court.
Now that we have finally reached our usual level of discussions- THIS JUST IN!!
QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 10:30 AM) Anyone here care to post pictures of themselves for all of us to see and comment? I have one in my profile . . .- Will Bush Invite the Team to the White House?
QUOTE(That funky motion @ Nov 1, 2005 -> 07:35 PM) But his mom and dad are Astro fans! And he's a Ranger's fan. f*** him. He's not a Sox fan, why should he have the pleasure of meeting the team, instead of the real fans who always go to games getting the pleasure? This sucks just like the playoff and World Series tickets.- Couch says: Sign Frank for $3M
Anyone know if there is a deadline in the contract? Once Frank is free to negotiate, it would get very ugly if the team left him dangling. I would hate to see the greatest hitter in Sox history taking another deal and being able to say the team never made an offer.- University Questions
QUOTE(aboz56 @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 09:39 AM) U of Kentucky - Positives: Very nice city (Lexington), good college sports except Football; stellar academics depending on what type of program you are looking for. Don't know much about the music scence. Also, MASSES of hot girls, which won't apply much to you. Negatives: Bars close way too early (1am). Not the best location for a campus IMO. Good call there. I'd have that on my short list.- Samuel Alito for the U.S. Supreme Court.
I'm also interested in how many civil liberties the government can take way in the name of terrorism. I'm interested in what controls the government should and will take over bio-technology. So many issues, but thankfully the writers of the constitution thought of all of them.- Quotes of the Month Nov 05
In the Denver approves marijuana possession thread QUOTE(Wong & Owens @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 08:20 AM) In a related story, Hostess unveiled plans today for its first ever Twinkies restaurant, scheduled to open in Denver, CO sometime in late 2006......- Pass the pipe..
I have never smoked pot and never will. But I do believe the marijuana laws need to be changed. I really don't see a huge difference in Alcohol and marijuana. Let the government tax the crap out of it like alcohol and use the money for schools. That trick always works.- Killer pizza man.
- Catch-All Anything Thread
QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 09:47 AM) I agree with everyone else's assessment. It's been too long and sounds like more then a simple sprain. So, go to the doctor. And make Texsox fly up there and take care of you. Sorry, I don't do house calls. Plus I'm thinking some handsome hunk from the basketball team would lift her spirits more than an old man acting like a dad Perhaps Rex has a friend he would share . . .- Secret Session
QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 09:38 AM) Shame on the Republicans for basically tabling everything in the nation's interest, and shame on the Democrats for not having the balls to get a REAL message that would kick the Republican's ass out of Washington.- Samuel Alito for the U.S. Supreme Court.
QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 2, 2005 -> 09:40 AM) I know, Flaxx, I was just proud of myself for coming up with something so profound. It's a lot more tangled then that. It was good, and destined to be on a pro-life flier somewhere. Both sides, have the most crap filled, illogical, b.s., materials to further their cause. The extremist in this battle scare the crap out of me.- Samuel Alito for the U.S. Supreme Court.
Wow, we turned this into an abortion thread, I wonder why our political leaders have this problem? I will say this, I respect people who have a consistent ethic here. Anti abortion *and* anti death penalty. Shouldn't aborting a 60 day old fetus carry the same moral and ethical questions and answers as aborting a 30 year old man? - OMG: A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man
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