QUOTE(The Critic @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 04:21 PM)
In a related story, Mayor White also declared this weekend as "Hold Your God-Damned Noses, Everyone, Something Smelled Like It Died Weekend" in Houston.
Saturday is "Please Wash Your f***ing Feet Day" and Sunday is "Didn't I Tell You Yesterday To Wash Your f***ing Feet Day".
In the Houston major declares a no sock day in the city. And if anyone hasn't been to Houston, foot odor would be an improvement to the refinery smells.