Texsox

When you have nothing anyone else wants? Or you're so desperate other teams demand a premium.

Why delay the inevitable? Rip the band-aid off quickly.

We should just make that an emoji.

Exciting game so far.

Two out walks smh

Definitely crushing it. I miss the green font

I'm shocked he's still in the game

All the run we need.

Watching commercials may be worse than watching this team at times.

That last line has gotten me through some tough times.

If it were any other manager I would agree they deserved a second chance. I'm certain @Balta1701 will run the numbers, but it seems like now we're near the top in injuries to key players. No more road trips. I wonder if he'll fly a few of his friends in to help him rehab.

My condolences and prayers seem so shallow and meaningless with your loss. Sorry.

Angela heading into school?

In 1973 Wilbur Wood started both games of a double header. Earlier in the year he started a suspended game and the regularly scheduled game and won both. The game has changed.

To replace Tony? Yes. To pitch? Not worth thinking about.

Damn.

To substitute for the normal Sox game I suggest picking up a piece of Ikea furniture and trying to assemble it in the dark. It's about as close to the frustration level as I could think of.

I'll look them up. Thank you.

3B Leury Garcia 2B Leury Garcia RF Leury Garcia CF Leury Garcia C Leury Garcia 1B Leury Garcia SS Leury Garcia LF Leury Garcia DH Leury Garcia P Leury Garcia

You are an ingenious gentleman. It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a historian.

Here's the #1 song from the day Tony was born A mule is an animal with long funny ears Kicks up at anything he hears His back is brawny but his brain is weak He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak And by the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule

Bummer. I can only imagine that stress.

Lol welcome to an off day.

It's awesome the family is with you at least. Better than stuck on there alone. When does your wife report back to school?

P.S. Mrs Keuchel you are about to discover that ironically only an organization as horrible as the Sox will have a major league roster spot for your son.