Texsox

QUOTE(Brian @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 09:47 PM) Keys in my hand. Brian, congrats on 3,000 posts

Juan Uribe What a play.

Dodged a bullet. Let's score a couple

4 Outs

6 Outs Eat what you Kill

QUOTE(Reddy @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 09:26 PM) f***ING A!!!!! Excuse me that should me f***ing AJ!!!!!!!!

Let's f***ing keep it going. Good decision to hold up Kong

Let's get one here

s***. now I'm paying attention to the Yankees and the wild card.

Time for the rally font

Goodnight. This f***ing sucks.

:puke

We having fun yet? mlb has the f***ing cleveland announcers.

I don't think you can look at the poverty level and compare the relative effectiveness of a President. They get way too much credit, and blame, for the economy.

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 07:06 PM) Ooooookkkkk. I've just never heard a Chicagoan say they didn't know Marshall Field's was around, seeing as how it's an iconic building on State Street, along with another at Water Tower and a few in the suburbs... Maybe you're just an exclusive Zemsky's shopper. OMG, I hope Frango mints aren't getting axed . . .

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 03:02 PM) Next up if Crede fails us, the Rally Gage. I hope the Rally Gage goes to 98

I usually agree with Jay, but one thing in this column that is just wrong or at least mis leading, who was really available? Who the hell did anyone pick up that is making a difference? What closer did he expect Kenny to pull out his ass? Jenks is as solid as any reliever that may have been obtainable.

Note to Ozzie: See the teamwork above.

On New York's Upper West Side lived an assimilated Jew who was a militant atheist. But he sent his son to Trinity School because, despite its denominational roots, it’s a great school and completely secular.After a month, the boy comes home and says casually, “By the way Dad, do you know what ‘Trinity’ means? It means the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.” The father can barely control his rage. He seizes his son by the shoulders and declares, “Danny, I’m going to tell you something now and I want you never to forget it. There is only one God. AND we don’t believe in Him!”

One of my favorite Texan phrases is eat what you kill. No gifts, no free lunches. That is what this season has come down to with all these games against the Tribe.

QUOTE(LVSoxFan @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 02:06 PM) I just appreciate that people here can say what they want, even if it's negative, about the team, and not get banned. The owner here gets laid and has regular bowel movements. Could be why we're not quite so anal about threads.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 01:28 PM) No, apparently they were built for HALF a season...... AYE'M YOOST KEEEDEEEEENG.....aye theeenk.......

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 20, 2005 -> 02:28 PM) Between you and Kap, first one to Michigan City gets the spare bedroom Does the room come with Sox tix? My parents just left here a couple days ago. I offered to let them stay and experience a hurricane. I'm thinking of booking a room in Corpus for the weekend. Could be a great show.

Germans discover world's oldest dildo http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/27/ancient_phallus/