Everything posted by Texsox
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Phil Mickelson apparently enjoys anal
That really should be Tiger behind him . . .
- Happy Birthday Asshat!!!
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Damn, I think I found the official
QUOTE(Tmar28 @ Mar 7, 2005 -> 08:44 AM) http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=28670 haha the title even mentions texsox. Damn, I missed that. it must have been when I was banned
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Windows XP question
XP also has a pretty good help system built in. Far better than previous versions.
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Catch-All Anything Thread
^Willie lives in Texas | | | NOTE FROM LARRY: Millionaires always have butlers, right? And maids, and gardeners and chauffeurs? So we're wondering what kinds of hired help modern-day millionaire athletes might employ... The Top 10 Employees of Millionaire Athletes 10> Ride Pimper 9> Jason Giambi's Vagueness Advisor 8> Personal Xbox Trainer 7> PDTA: Paternity DNA Testing Assistant 6> Emergency Urine Donor 5> Personal Assistant's Chauffeur's Bodyguard's Masseuse 4> Steroid Hypo Warmer-Upper 3> Disrespectful Motorist Tailgunner 2> Tattoo Touch-Up Artist and the Number 1 Employee of a Millionaire Athlete... 1> Extra Chauffeur (Jayson Williams only) [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ]
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Schwarzenegger to Ban Junk Food at school
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:40 PM) No should not do. Poisoning my kids is up to me Heck I said "should not" twice They should keep junk foods out of the schools. Same difference. Of course I remember the days of pizza, green beans, and apple sauce; all at the same temperature :puke
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Schwarzenegger to Ban Junk Food at school
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:26 PM) I agree with him actually. Our public institutions should not be contributing to one of the most preventable causes of death. If parents want to teach their kids bad habits that is one thing, the government should not. Stardate 06 March 2005: Southsider finds something the government should do. I kid, because I care
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Breaking a fever
All I know is the scene opens with her close friend who is a librarian comes over, let's her hair down, feels ChiSoxy's forhead and exclaims "wow, you are really hot" :rolly cue bad 1970's porno music
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Breaking a fever
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) ^^^^^^^ Prolonged high fever levels can cause brain damage. Besides if your body has been fighting something that hard for 3 days now, something is wrong. Well thank you Mr. Stop the ChiSoxyGirl fantasy thread
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Schwarzenegger to Ban Junk Food at school
to be replaced by steroid injections I am in favor of this. I was appalled when I noticed all the junk foods and sodas for sale at my kids Jr. High. Texas pulled out the soda machines a year or two ago and replaced them with water and real fruit juices. I also think school groups are irresponsible when they use candy as a fund raiser.
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Breaking a fever
QUOTE(Goldmember @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:00 PM) i usually find that long, hot, dirty sex with a really hot female helps. so go find ya a really hot female and post the details later (gotta make sure ya did it right to break that fever)... And because we are concerned about you and that you may pass out or something, have a web cam focused on you the whole time Use the webcam, because we care dangit sorry, wrong button....gm :banghead
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March 2005 Quotes of the Month
ChiSoxy is running a fever and comes to us, her "friends" for medical advice. Of course one of our members comes through with this great advice QUOTE(CrimsonWeltall @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:16 PM) Go into a sauna and burn that virus out.* *may not be good medical advice
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Breaking a fever
QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:05 PM) Hi guys. I've had a pretty high fever since Friday night (102)--I've been taking acetomphine (about 1000mg per dose), which is supposed to be a fever reducer, but it hasn't been able to touch it. I'm definitely in need of something to take my fever down, anyone have any ideas? A lukewarm to cool bath will help. I've found Ibuprophen to work better plus you can probably double dose without any problems. I don't know your weight, but even a lightweight can take double the dosage for short times without any adverse effects. The worse that may happen is an upset stomache. More likely with the Acetometaphine. I assume you are drinking enough cool, clear fluids. Not much else to do unless you go up another couple degrees. I hope there is someone who can check up on you. If not locally have someone call you or set a time to call them. You may also which to check your temperature using an alternate location or method. Double checking to be certain.
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4 "Mounties" slain
While I agree that outlawing all guns would reduce murders, I also think it is wrong to make the vast majority of honest, law abiding gun owners suffer because some people choose to use the tool in an unlawful manner. The reason I believe the murder rate would go down is a gun gives too many people instant courage. Drive by shooting are one example. It also causes crimes of passion to escalate past a good ass kicking.
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Serious Note
QUOTE(kapkomet @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 07:06 PM) Have you seen Ms Sox4life? She's worth stalking. Seriously Alex, it's good to know you're doing well. Hey and PA are right thar in that picture
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Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
I think this is the one were they do a Cub Scout Pinewood Derby theme for the younger boy's room.
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Serious Note
QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 01:52 PM) by the way... the FBI have yet to release this picture, but they recovered this picture from Texsox's residence. Yep, now they know I was stalking you and Miss PA. I have your pictures up all over my double wide trailer home.
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US Troops shoot freed Journo
QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 10:51 AM) And it knew karate. is that a mini cooper?
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US Troops shoot freed Journo
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:35 AM) So I guess we just throw Mussolini in their face and call it even? I'm not certain where you are going with this. My much earlier post was pointing out that recently, the Italian public and government was outraged at US military conduct and punishment. Public opinion in Italy will once again be anti-American for this action. If you think they are wrong for remembering the prior act, all I can say is it is human nature to remember, much harder to forget. 20 innocent Italians on ski holidays died. Not in a war zone, but on a mountain. It is very hard to forget that. The world remembers when we got an address wrong and bombed the Chinese Embassy, just like we remember Tiananmen Square; where China's government was on the wrong side of freedom and democracy. We should remember the Holocaust to be certain it doesn't happen again, (sadly we remember but do not act for the Sudanese, who are being slaughtered). We remember Pearl Harbor and the world limits Japan's military decades later. I do not know if it is fair or not to remember these things, but we do. I suspect it is a universal human trait. We remember the bad much longer than the good. Perhaps that is a hard wired survival mechanism. Remember the food that got us sick or the animal that kicked our ass when we only had a spear.
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Happy Birthday Mario and Flash Tizzle
Happy Birthday
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US Troops shoot freed Journo
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:22 AM) Exactly how long are you able to hold a grudge against a forgein military, just out of curiousity? It seems like forever, didn't we talk about American military deaths in France from over 50 years ago, as why France should have backed us in Iraq? Didn't we also discuss what Saddam had done in Saudi Arabia more than 5 years ago to justify taking him on again? My point is this ratchets up anti-American sentiment not only in Italy, but in other countries as well. I am not saying that the soldiers acted inappropriately, that more than likely will be up to a military trial, if it even comes to that.
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Google biased against White Sox
I receive the Sun-Times updates and alerts for the White Sox at my gmail account (invites available, only 50 left). I usually never glance at the advertisements that line the right side of the of the page, but did this morning. Nothing but Red Sox ads. Every stinking one of them was Red Sox this and that.
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7 year old's phone number
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:07 AM) She better hope the priest doesn't spot him first. Thank you Mr Southsider, your one way ticket to hell is now boarding. Screw trying to meet everyone here at a Sox games, we'll all be meeting in hell LOL
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US Troops shoot freed Journo
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:08 AM) That was at least 5 years ago, I am not sure how that is relevent to now? Once again the US military kills innocent Italians. France declined to back us in Iraq a couple years ago, yet many people here still think it is relevant, don't you think the Italian government and people will immediatly remember the plane accident?