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y'all enjoy him.

Houston, Texas Astros vs. Boston Mass. Red Sox Neat bit of irony if that happens.

I was looking for the pack of trojans in the video

Kerry has voted against every major weapons program. How many times have we heard this from Bush and his talk radio cheerleaders? The GOP seems to be taking the position that anyone that votes no on military spending is soft on terrorists. That you cannot have a President who wants to cut military spending. If that really is a true statement, then we would have a situation that the military gets whatever the ask for. I am wondering if the rest of America thinks that way.

As a person who took some late night cab rides from Schaumburg to Grayslake, I can assure you they add in the return trip. As I recall I paid $75 a few times. Which was a lot cheaper than being a guest of the county for a night. :puke

They audit the auditors. Listening to the GOP campaigning that Kerry voted no to this and that, voting no must be a bad thing, so let's get rid of it. No more voting. If we want our elected leaders to vote, then voting no should not be in and of itself, a bad thing.

If his aim was over by just a couple inches he may have nailed a Maybe FlaSoxxJim will see the humor in this . . .

It is a shame that his comments are only publicized because his audience is black and so is he. If this was Robert Redford telling white parents to educate and raise their kids it wouldn't be mentioned anywhere.

Does this mean he isn't going to live in Illinois after the election? GOP For Drafting Keyes

Man o' man I hope drinkin' was involved. Honey, you looked just like a mouse standing there.

Butler, another good mention. Steff, on your list of ten funniest comedians, how many are female?

I couldn't get the link to work, it kept timing out, but based on the thread title . . . Politically it would never happen. Bush would never allow it, and Kerry would be equally against it. Bush wouldn't allow a Dem and Kerry wouldn't want to play second fiddle with Clinton in a high profile position. However, I think Clinton would have done an exceptional job. I would like to see an American heading up the UN, but I do not see our ass clowns in Washington allowing the "other" party to have the spot. So no to Clinton, no to Carter, no to Elizabeth Dole, and no to Bush the elder. Who would be a good compromise candidate? Someone who is not too identified with either political party. Colin Powell pre-cabinet spot when no one really knew where he stood politically.

I think you are on to something there. Plus look at singers, all of the top selling artists have been men. Not that there aren't some great females singers, but the top selling artists are all men. Actors usually over shadow actresses. I wonder if it is a cultural thing. Does anyone know if there are societies where this is reversed?

If I asked you for your top 5 would she be in it? I also like Kathy Greenwood. I'm just wondering why more aren't at the top of the list? Roseanne had her moment.

He's in LA., certainly he knew at least one crazy cajun who would have cleaned that problem right out. I gar-on-tee that problem would have been solved and weeeee eee, them's good for ya!

Which female makes you laugh? I always enjoyed Jane Curtain, but for the most part there doesn't seem to be a lot of really funny females. Certainly none in the same category as John Belushi, Robin Williams, Ed Murphy, Richard Pryor, etc.

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Just for the record, rabbits are great pets, in smaller numbers. Mine is litter box trained and cute as a . . . well cute as a bunny. They chew when young but quickly grow out of that, no worse than a puppy.

Amen to that. I agree with the end result of making the campaign responsible for the ads. I just have a hard time telling you, that you cannot take an ad out in the newspaper supporting your candidate. I feel like I'm restricting your speech. Yet, I really dislike these newest groups.

Was that a car? It looked like a spare tire for a Hummer I was trying to see the person inside, they must have been s***ting a brick.

I'm beginning the think the only winners in a presidential campaign are the tv, radio, and newspaper outlets who are paid in advance for running political campaign ads. $$ = Increased odds of winning or better yet your $$$$ > opponents $$ = Greater Odds of Winning Mr. Smith does not go to Washington in the 21st Century.

LMAO. I think he ruined someone's day there.

That is a l o o o o ng drive. Think they faked the Alzheimers for a free $1200 cab ride? 1/2 through the trip he found out they didn't have the money. Dude, before I passed the El Paso city limits, I'd of had 1/2 the money in my pocket.

I agree. It isn't just money but celebrity that gathers publicity. No one os tuning in to hear what Juan Hinojosa from Wheeling has to say about the issues, but they will to hear Dennis Miller or Barry Bonds.

It's all part of the game. The Swift Boat Vets have received over $13,000,000 to air their commercials. Free speech is a wonderful thing. I love all the GOP groups who have contributed to Nadar's campaign.