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Good points.

I think Southsider may need a little more fiber in his diet. I'm also guessing a 1 for 6 day at the plate with a misplayed ground ball at short

I always liked the glow in the dark variety, it creates a strobe light effect

A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen lady of the evening than let liquor touch my lips." The Texan looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

Good Morning Southsider. Nothing like a good fiery post to get the blood pumping and getcha ready to take on the day. Did you have to sit next to a smelly guy on the train

From the Warm Sensations Condom Thread: EvilJester99 KnuckleSox1 hammerhead johnson

LMAO, I passed by the quote three times before catching the joke.

YASNY thank you for sharing that bit of personal information. I ask you, when you needed the help, did you consider going to a Church food pantry? Also, when you finally started working again, did you lifestyle improve? I've heard some people explain that you could have lived just great on public aid. Was that true?

I was the opposite. I was enjoying the message boards and suggested we have a area with articles, scores, etc. That should have been y'alls first indication that I was clueless

How about sheepskin, or latex . . .

I see I'm not the only one to see irony in this.

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Another happy customer; and perhaps a satisfied partner. Did you get your free autographed picture of Bob Dole and your one year supply (one pill) of Viagra?

He was the keynote speaker and delivered a great speech. Each year there seems to be the man of the moment, comes out of nowhere to appear on the national stage. Sadly, they usually fade from sight in a couple years. I hope he writes a different story.

Do you also like to watch Gladiator movies?

s***, I think I accidentaly edited CW's post not added a new one. My mistake. I hope CW can fix his post. Sorry for the confusion.

I wrote the comment that appears under CW's name. I took his post with your quote and added his quote and added my comment. That should not be under CW's name. It should have Kap's quote CW's Quote Not enough.

I am trying to say that not enough people understand that I love America and Israel. Actually if I could just convince one more . . . How did my post show up as CW?? Something is goofy.

The biggest roadblock we place in front of the poor are our public schools. We fund local schools through property taxes. Take a look at the Highland Park, Texas school district. When they hired a science teacher in 2002, they required a PhD. For a High School. Why? Because they could pay a fair salary for one. Greater pay equals better, more experienced teachers using better equipment and textbooks. Poor school districts are working with antiquated technology and old text books. How can we continue to be competitive in the world when so many of our children are going to schools that are working with one hand tied behind their backs? It has little to do with the teacher's desire or teh students desire. Equal opportunity. Stop funding schools by local property taxes, level out the playing field and then we will not need quotas and stuff in our colleges and universities. With companies moving jobs, especially low skilled manufacturing jobs to China and other countries we need to train these kids for productive jobs. We need to encourage companies to employ Americans. So many of you talk about how great living on public aid is, why not research and see what you will really have.

Tell that to a Mexican American that cannot rent an apartment. Tell that to a small business owner with diabetees who cannot get affordable insurance. Tell that to a poor community who is using 1970 era textbooks because they are funded by property taxes while a rich school district down the road spends more on a new weight room than the poorer school spending on books.

Does anybody really believe you can own a three bedroom, take a vacation, send your kids to a decent school, etc. while living on welfare? You are vastly overestimating what welfare buys you. Should the guy making $250,000 have better roads to drive on? Should his calls to police be answered quicker? Should his garbage be picked up more frequently? Again I ask, do you want to live in the America that the poorest can build? If we want everything to be "fair and equal" let's tax everyone the same. If it is decided that the most someone making $18,000 can pay is $1,500, let's tax everyone that and live with the America it can buy. So we have less Troops with worse equipment, our FAA has les money for defense, our roads aren't as nice. At least the folks that make more money can keep it. No one who has worked hard to earn more had their lifestyle get worse because of it. Working hard and earning mroe is still rewarded in America.

Reynosa, Tamaulipas

I've posted from Mexico. Regularly a year ago, never anymore.

Too bad there won't be a season