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Oh, damn. I have got to consult you before I put up these lunch time polls. I was driving to a job site this morning and a smile crossed my face as I added Gonzo and Bartman to my highlight reel of Cub history.

:fthecubs The two best moments for any Sox fan. 1. We do something really, really cool like win a division. 2. The Cubs do something really, really cool like lose a series.

IMHO we've lost the ability to rationaly and systematically solve a series of problems. We look for the one size fits all, fits into a 30 minute time block less commercials, and allows for some really good sound bytes to get us re-elected.

I thought a Cubs loss would do the trick, but I guess I was wrong I didn't want to trivalize this but; the world could take a lesson from most of Chicago and unite in hating the Bartman But even then there are some evil doers who idolize the Bartman We really, really need to invite him to post here.

Could mean he was posting in the appropriate spot. Near as I can tell someone could join strictly for Sex, Lies, and Politics. I'm thinking some should just visit for the Help Board No defense or offense on BeGood, he never flamed me and to be honest, I skipped over most of what he wrote.

So much love in the air. Sad. I wonder what it would take to unite the world. Alien invasion perhaps? Worldwide super contagious disease?

Hmmm, Steve Bartman Could it be SuperSteve Bartman? Fess up SuperSteve where you at the game?

Steve Bartman will be perfect He understands how to beat the Cubs He already works with spoiled selfish rich ball players lacking fundementals As a player, goes aggressivly after every ball Master of the post game press conference Hero to true Sox fans everywhere At the least could we have him throw out the first pitch?

Steff, Congratulations on 4,000 posts. All those posts and she stills finds the time to be doable!

Is this a continuation of the goat curse or will Cub fans now begin to talk about the Bartman Curse? That would be so cool, to have a curse named after you. Anyone good with anime? I think Dusty running after the NLCS trophy and Bartman jerking it away would be way funny.

Maybe would should add the soxtalk Parole Board. A special area that BeGood, Roman, and others can post to for awhile until they are rehabilitated.

The only request is I know to pull up a different chair and not borrow your pen

Honesty? Bullwinkle that trick never works. Good luck. All my professors have procedures for make up exams. They all involve starting out with less points (my old radio name - Les Points)

intellectual humor, on this board? Let's have a poll should southsider2k3 be banned for being a smarty pants

Funkman, I have no clue what you wrote. nice avatar

I feel sorry he's a die hard fan of a team who's fans are too stupid to know that Gonzo's error cost them a trip to a WS. Not a stupid curse or something that happened to a foul ball off the field. I feel bad his name, house, friends, relatives, and neighbors are all over the media. Lucky dude though and kudos to Jeb Bush for offering asylum in Florida. That rocked

I caught s*** 1600 miles away in deep south Texas. It is a damn shame they aren't going to the World Series, especially after being up 3-1. And to have such bizzare things happen.

If you fire a manager early enough you can still make the World Series :fyou Kenny, Jerry, and anyone else in the organization that thought we would make the playoffs with Manuel

Hmm College Station! We have an Aggie here. That would explain everything. (Replace Aggie in every blond or polish joke you've ever heard for the uninitiated.) PA, While Riverwalk is very cool, I might had headed to Galveston on the Gulf. Nothing beats moonlight on the water.

I was all set to not believe it expecting this to come from the carpet cleaner or some other "credible" source. s***, this seems on the up and up. Whatta dick. :fyou

Riverwalk, That is a nice touch. Now a true Texan would take her over to the Alamo Where are your seperate rooms in Austin?

Hmmmm, yesterday he's all over the boards, today he's noticably absent. I wonder if he *kissed* his girlfriend