Queen Prawn

LMAO!

According to the Herald (I think that is what is in lunchroom) there is a debate over when he left Some employees are trying to claim he left between 7:45 and 8:15 which isn't any better.

Glad I wasn't the only one confused...

I never thought a man could be THAT drunk and still have sex. Also, I think it should have been murder and not manslaughter, but what the hell do I know...

Sorry, but I have to.... Bicycle Race Words and music by Freddie Mercury Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like You say black I say white You say bark I say bite You say shark I say hey man Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars You say Rolls I say Royce You say God give me a choice You say Lord I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan Frankenstein or Superman All I wanna do is Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my Bicycle races are coming your way So forget all your duties oh yeah! Fat bottomed girls They'll be riding today So look out for those beauties oh yeah On your marks get set go Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle Bicycle race You say coke I say caine You say John I say Wayne Hot dog I say cool it man I don't wanna be the President of America You say smile I say cheese Cartier I say please Income tax I say Jesus I don't wanna be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate Cos all I wanna do is Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like

My FBIL used to live not too far from there. In fact he just moved a couple months ago (got divorced).

**Raises her hand to answer...**

Naperville, in the middle of nowhere? Jay doesn't get out much, does he?

I will admit up front that I don't follow the minors too closely so this is a question, not a snide remark. Why does he seem to get injured so often (like I said, I don't follow too closely, but it seems like I am constantly seeing posts about some injury or another in regards to Borchard)?

C'mon Southeast division!!! Actually, TB has been looking tired the last few games so I expect the Flames to take it in the next game.

I remember that as well. He was also a decent ump. It's too bad he allowed greed to get the best of him.

There was a Law and Order were there was a special ed girl tricked into sleeping with a group of high school seniors. It was an interesting episode.

Happy BDay!

Does anyone know the stats on heteorsexuals?

My thoughts as well.

Congrats to The Hurt.

I understand if religions don't want to marry them because of their beliefs, but I don't see the problem in allowing secular unions.

He was the one that broke the story about the Cubs scalping their tickets so he isn't completely worthless.

Eh, I thought it was funny.

If he did sign the ball and signed it that way...he needs a grammar tutorial! J/K

They said during the game he was coming back to Chicago tomorrow for Orthoscopic surgery (that's what was posted - I'm at work so I didn't hear it for myself).

If he is having orthoscopic surgery, it isn't a one week deal, but with this coming out, you have to wonder if there is such an injury...

With this injury/surgery being spoken about, he might want to rethink turning down the offer...

Today doesn't rest on Koch's shoulders exclusively, but someone has to be blamed and since he was the pitcher, it's going to fall onto him...

Let me reiterate my game thread post. f*** that weasel (I really can't stand him). I don't know why any GM would deal with him.