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What exactly is probation? Parole where you spend no time in jail? Will he have any restraints, ie no baseball games, no alcohol/drugs etc?

Its a college course for high schoolers. So it was a class of preppy kids with me, a really smart kid who spent half his time in class and the other in in-school suspension...

Just exactly who is Guido? Does he even post here?

I didnt want to know that. And what exactly is an ingrown toenail?

I liked "The Hulk". Ya just gotta wait for the action. Go see Gigli. I hear mass people just get up and leave within like 15 minutes...

My temporary license (which does the same thing, its just a big piece of paper instead of a little card) doesnt become validated until Oct 25. Ive taken all my tests and as soon as I wake up Oct 25 Im free to go. But I have to hold my learners permit nine months and I will not have done that until Oct 25...

Advanced Placement European History

Oh forget Shania Twain! Tara Reid is easily the hottest chick Ive ever seen. There are too many out there to make up my mind...

Yeah, why?

Even tho I voted for Guerra, Id say Shania Twain. Shes old but shes hot. MILF!

Actually, now that steff brought it up, Im pretty interested...

I got my own PM. It was just a PM. I didnt get any information, swear to God! Dont hurt me!

I look at the pictures in Penthouse. I dont give a flying crap about the owner. As for the movie, I have to say I dont even know what movie it is...

Who exactly is Larry Flint?

Im about ready to give Joe a nice romanesque phone call. "Hello?" "Joe?" "This is him." "Yo Joe! You blow!" Click.

WOOHOO! Thanks hsc...

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Do I get a PM? These threads make me so jealous...

This guy gives way too much attention to great plays in losing causes. "Michael Tucker sprinted to first and we tied it up. But then Sandy Alomar doubled and we lost the game. It was still beautiful." Give it up with the almosts. Almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades. I dont care if you tied it up. We won!

Crap, the Cubs might win that division now after all...

I got two more. One time, I was walking thru a department store playing with the switchblade keys to my car. I was opening and shutting the key mindlessly. I needed some help so I walked up to the counter and just before I got there I raised my key up to chest level and flipped it open, pointing it right at the lady like I was about to mug her. We looked oddly at eachother for a sec before I hightailed it outta the store. Another time I was fighting with my brother and my friend was over. Our kitchen has an island so my brother was running around that so I couldnt catch him. The floor was wet and slippery. My brother fell so I dashed around the table to get him. I went around the side and just slid right into my friend. It was like an unintentional slide tackle...

Oh heres one. Once, I was in AP Euro (so this is like the class with all the goody two shoes preppy kids, with me being a smart clown who found his way in). Our teacher was giving a lesson and I ripped one. A LOUD one. Everybody looked at me and I apologized by saying "Sorry, I didnt expect that too be so loud..."

Youre a funny guy champ...

Ive supported Colon from the moment we got him...

I never thought anyone would actually do that champ. And I got embarassed in Spanish class a lot of times. I was the class clown so it didnt really matter but still. Id fall asleep and my teacher would wake me up and make fun of me, while I sat there and muttered obscenities at him under my breath...