caulfield12

Your heart’s not in it anymore, Mr. Hahn.

Not getting your agenda here at all. Please try Gaslamp Gang or whatever the heck they call your insignificant internet community...

This quote won’t even go over well on a Sox message board THIS week. How has your idiotic franchise gone longer than the White Sox without a playoff appearance...2006, to be exact. No World Series titles? How did 1984 go for you? Chargers? You’re Ozzie Smith (before a dumbass trade to the Cards), Rollie Fingers, Mark Davis, Trevor Hoffman, Tony Gwynn and lame-ass mustard and brown jerseys that ruined all my 1983 baseball cards.

Nobody even cared about Harper or Machado at this site months and months ago...except Hahn when he was supposedly trying to acquire Machado via trade for the 2019 season.

It would actually be hilarious if someone actually started making the Dodgers sweat a little bit (and it wasn’t the Giants or their crosstown rival in Anaheim)...but I doubt many posters could even name one of the Padres’ starting pitchers unless they play serious fantasy baseball.

All posturing by Boras to get more money from the Phillies...and the Padres are prepared to offer another $330 million, in addition to Machado’s $300, Hosmer’s $140 and at least $72.5 million for Wil Myers. Thats more than the entire franchise is worth, even if you add in Tatis’ trade value.

More like CarBlows! Or CarNoVas. Escape Rooms need to be added to GRF at the rate things are disintegrating...

Harper’s only possible destination in CA is LA or SF...the end. They have a bunch of fringy guys like Franmil Reyes, Jankowski, Renfroe and Cordero. Harper would pair with Myers and Margot, but not happening. Not in a million years.

What can they do in 2020 with just Nola and Hoskins to pair with Trout...seems like a recipe for disappointment.

The Padres don’t have the money...they’re already overextended with Machado, their Lat Am spending spree in 2016, $24.5 million in bad contracts going back to 2014-15, Hosmer, Wil Myers, debt payments from the franchise purchase from Moore’s and stadium renovations (5% of budget, roughly.)

Their window can’t hold waiting two more years on Realmuto, Arrieta, Robertson, Segura and McCutcheon. It has to be now. Trout really feels like Arenado’s situation, 50/50 he stays put.

Madrigal at the moment...Burdi...their next two first rounders, etc. I’ll be shocked if Robert isn’t pushed fast as well, if he can stay healthy.

Not so sure about Abreu and Rodon...but you can add Leury Garcia there, too.

This isn’t even worth a ban bet. The Phillies pretty much have to sign him now.

ISIS got out of Northern Syria with $200 million...they, too, could have had a seat at the proverbial table.

And the odds they’d actually replace him with someone from outside the organization with an actual background in scouting + player development (with a focus on modern analytics)...?

Nope, they’d instead be subjected to Puig and Tatis, Jr., threads...maybe movie commentaries, or attendance figures. I think at the rate you guys are going, the same cursory search for your name would illicit the ongoing debate between you and Fan O Faust over the definition of what it means to be a White Sox fan.

Like everything else with the White Sox these days...we’ll just have to believe it when we actually see it.

Press ss conference is scheduled for this morning... “Manny Machado is a generational talent, and we’re ecstatic that he’s chosen to spend his prime years in a San Diego Padres uniform,” Padres Executive Chairman Ron Fowler and General Partner Peter Seidler said in a statement. “This momentous agreement speaks volumes to the direction of our organization.” ... Machado, who will receive a $20 million signing bonus within the next month and a $10 million base salary in 2019, is expected to play third base for the Padres. A career .282/.335/.487 hitter, it is also anticipated he will provide an impetus for an offense that last year ranked 28th out of 30 teams in batting average, 30th in on-base percentage and 27th in slugging percentage. His 23.2 WAR (wins above replacement) ranks seventh in the majors over the past four seasons and is 12.9 higher than the total WAR of the next-highest Padres player (Eric Hosmer) in that span. Machado, scheduled to make $30 million a year from 2020-28 with the ability to opt out of his contract after five seasons, has played in more games (637) than any other major leaguer and ranks seventh with 142 home runs since the start of the ‘15 season. https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/padres/sd-sp-padres-manny-machado-officially-signs-0221-story.html

Think I’d go for a stronger set of words than merely “unintelligent,” at least for this week... The definitions of these slang words appear below the list. 404 – 40-watt club – a few cans short of a six pack – airhead – ass – b4k4 – bimbo – bird-brain – blonde – bonehead – boob – box of rocks – bozo – brick – buckshot – buffoon – butt-munch – celebutard – cheese nug – cherries – chicken hoe – choad – chode – chooch – chowder head – chucklehead – cool guy McGee – crack baby – crack head – DAN – DD – derf – dickhead – dick wad – dildo – dill hole – dim – dimp – dimwit – dingbat – dingus – dink – dipshit – dipstick – ditz – div – dodo – doink – dolt – doofus – dope – dork slap – drongo – dropkick – duck – dumbass – dumb-ass – dumb bunny – dumbfuck – dumb-fuck – dumb-head – eejit – e-tard – e-tarded – fart – fidiot – flid – fool – fuck nut – fucktard – fuckwit – fuckwitt – gimp – git – goober – gorp – gotard – gumby – himbo – hole digger – Homer – ID10T – ID-10-T – idjet – ijit – jerk-nut – jughead – knuckle dragger – knucklehead – knuckle-nuts – lunchin' – lunkhead – melon – mimbo – mo fo – momo – moran – moron – mouth breather – mule head – muppet – mushroom – need a check up from the neck up – nimrod – nincompoop – nitwit – numb nut – numb-nuts – numbskull – nummah – numpt – numptie – numpty – pinhead – plank – plonker – prannock – prole – pud-whack – putz – Quayle – re-re – retaardvark – retard – r-tard – sausage – sherlock – slack-jaw – slack-jawed – slack-jawed lackey – snapperhead – sped – stinkie cheese – stoop – stoopid – stu – stupid – swede – tard – tart monkey – toc – window licker

It’s going to be interesting to see if guys like Avi, Narvaez, Davidson and Kevan Smith can establish themselves with other organizations, particularly the first three guys. And at least we can still claim Flowers and Phegley in our stable of past catchers. That’s four right there.

It might help with the fans a bit if he did change his name to Alsono for this season...

We’re doing it again...drafting all collegiate players at the top of the first round in the hopes that we can quickly push them up to big leagues in order to cover up existing holes we’re unwilling to fix in FA, such as 3B and RF, to name two.

Basabe will be the first outfielder to arrive after Jimenez, with Luis Robert the one they REALLY are hoping for the breakout season out of so he can be less than half a year away at the beginning of 2020...

How can those two both DH if they’re left handed with similar splits? Palka in the minors until they dump Alonso to the first taker? Do we really want to run Engel and Jay out there nearly everyday? Leury? Delmonico’s the only other option, and it was way too early to push Basabe up to the big leagues, even before this recent injury. Zavala could play some LF as well, but he’s gone when Jimenez comes up.