caulfield12

Well, it’s 220 pm Saturday afternoon in China...

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/crgpi7/a_thread_of_the_best_bill_walton_quotes_from/?st=jzf4ol3q&sh=22af44f0 For those who missed it, here are a ton of quotes... The Usain Bolt/Wellington Castillo comp will last into legendary status...or any slow Sox batter like a Crede, Konerko or one of the Flying Molina Brothers.

When’s the last time a 9 p.m. start had 17 pages?

McCann contract extension...two grannies in one week, wow.

Native American Inclusion Night...

Trout swimming upstream and avoiding all the flies. Will forget he just called them the A’s.

At least he’s well read. How much he remembers is another question altogether.

Gavin Floyd was the comp throughout last season...solid 2/3.

https://electricwasteband.com/

Vogelbach, haha.

Benetti, you can get more than 3 k’s in an inning...

You can just see Benetti imagining who the heck can I get so I don’t have to broadcast by myself out in Cali...it’s going to get more views/listens than anything else that happens with the Sox this year. Now he’s criticizing Giolito’s brother for being too shy/quiet/polite and doubting his acting potential.

At least it’s more entertaining than the average Sox game this year...how many would turn a West Coast game off after 1030 normally? Pujols is Carl Lewis!

Walton will get a guest spot on NCIS with Mark Harmon now...and even Walton won’t know Mississippi BB.

Even Chet Coppock says Jimenez needs to DH.

Yolmer SANCHEZ=Renaldo Nehemiah

70 mph top velocity Now they’ll have to bring back Giolito’s brother because he hardly got a word in edgewise...the funny thing is he left the home of acting in Hollywood to get away from his family name out there by going all the way to Wales. Usain Bolt compared to Wellington Castillo? Beach nakedness? Yosemite Falls? But he hasn’t seen The Naked Gun?

Plus the kid’s dealing with jet lag after three flights...great defense from Leury on the can of corn, but the pitcher’s the initial defender, lol.

Tony Salmon and Charlie the Tuna for the win...exoskeletons rule!

Or are as fast as Ron LeFlore...

This is even more exciting than Orange Vanilla Coke, which actually sucks. More highlight reel stuff of bad Eloy Jimenez defense.

And US county population details/demographics...now they need to bring in Dave Eggers as the guest author for one inning, can start a new Sox tradition to get people more interested in books/reading. White Sox extend this now insurmountable (2-0) lead!!! He doesn’t know the White Sox bullpen this year.

Straight laced IBM pencil pusher with pocket protector and 1960’s black horned rim glasses?

Is it my imagination or did he name drop David Axelrod? Go Angels! when the Sox are scoring. Just hearing energy and excitement about a baseball game is kind of contagious...throw a flag out there, challenge!

You can bet this will lead to Glaucoma/Medicinal Marijuana Day at GRF. Get on the horn with Boyer. Reading promos for NBC...too funny. Winning a trip to Prague? What? Luke Walton appearance next?