caulfield12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IItCXslQnJA

https://www.mlb.com/news/jake-burger-hits-hardest-white-sox-homer-tracked-by-statcast The YERMINATOR BURGER...HE/IT GONE FROM THE MENU!!! "That exit velocity gave Burger the hardest-hit White Sox home run since Statcast began tracking in 2015, and it ranks second in Major League Baseball this season, trailing only Atlanta’s Matt Olson, whose home run on April 11 off Cincinnati's Luis Cessa had an exit velocity of 118.6 mph. Burger also has the sixth-highest exit velocity at 116.5 mph, on his double against the Giants’ Alex Wood on April 6. There appears to be a new celebratory handshake with shortstop Elvis Andrus added into the home run equation, which ends with the two taking a bite of an imaginary hamburger."

Yeah, Jake's better looking than those two. Dennis Quaid too old now. Also, let's not start the Burger to RF for Colas because "he has an average MLB 3B arm" train quite yet... We have to injure Jimenez or Sheets out there first. Sheets almost permanently corkscrewed himself into the turf in Houston trying to turn around on a dime after misreading a fly ball and attempting to adjust his route (reminiscent of the broken ankles resulting in the NBA from trying to guard Chef Curry.) Can't imagine how many bases will be surrendered with Leury and/or Benintendi playing RF with those two arms.

12,542 announced attendance

You know Burger to RF will be suggested because "he has a 3B arm."

Twins going to Jhoan Duran on the road in a 2-2 tie, bottom of the 9th. 100.1 splitter lol.

How long until Jimenez or Sheets in RF for Colas burns the Sox injury or missplay-wise?

99.8 to end the game...

Big quandary whether to extend or trade Reynaldo... that would be quite a punch with Hendriks at the back of the pen. KW would trade and then try to re-sign again in offseason.

Two errors and FC give the Red Sox a 2-2 tie game going into Top of 9 at Fenway.

Pache then top of order next inning...

From 99 to 86.6 slide piece.

Did he high step back to the dugout?

Lopez?

Surprising Harrison was retired.

Center cut lol...

Playing this like Game 7 of the World Series...

Career Regular Season AB AVG HR RBI SB OPS 57 .140 2 2 0 .436

When's the last time that happened? 2020 or 2021?

Does Fathom still want Castellanos at RF/DH?

The dreaded 2 strike batter time out.

Graveman... don't trust Middleton quite yet. Seems both teams just want to get this day over with.

Or not...

Leaving him out there even for history... he can't go more than 2-3 outs.

Just for another organization, since JR will never offer what Lucas and his family believes he is worth...