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QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:37 PM) Ill take lois its a tough call man.. im gonna have to ponder that thought

damn I stuck in a hard place.. I cant decide who is hotter.. Lois or the mom on American Dad..

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:30 PM) those are some ugly boobies

You cant touch blond Ashlee... cant do it.. Thats the best right thurr

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:20 PM) Thank you for bringing the old Ashlee blonde pic back. I'd say I'd hit it, but that isn't really suitable around here, unlike somewhere else. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:15 PM) Your joking right?? Jessica>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ashlee. I'd go longer but I didn't want to fill up the page. Ive tried to go longer, it just makes the >>>>>>>>>> go WAY out to the right and stretch out the page

QUOTE(qwerty @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:15 PM) ''I'd hit it''... with a chair to fox her nose and chin. Im pulling rank on you Member No. 1,504... no more Ashlee bashing

QUOTE(qwerty @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:13 PM) Exactly. I think my avatar speaks for itself

QUOTE(qwerty @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:09 PM) Nice to see you have the hawt sister in your avatar. qwerty thats Jessica... not Ashlee

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:46 PM) Yeah but look at your sig! That is not compareable.. When I have Garlands stats equaled out to NHL stats, then you can call me obsessed

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ May 1, 2005 -> 07:44 AM) Blah. When you put in White Sox Message Board on a google search, SoxTalk is the #1 site that comes up. If you wanna go one further I typed in Cedric Benson Highlight Video and Soxtalk came up #1 from a thread a while back

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:46 PM) Wee Willie anyone? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!

QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:39 PM) Reality is beginning to set in for them: 1) Uribe, Ozuna, Thomas, Gload all out 2) KC 7-18 11 gb 3) CLE 9-15 9 gb 4) DET 11-12 6 gb 5) MIN 15-9 2.5 gb (needs 3 wins coupled w 3 CHW losses to catch us) 6) CHW 18-7 7) NHL wise: CHW 36 pts, MIN 30, Det 22, Cle 18, KC 14 8) Rested Bullpen. RP IP: CHW 60, MIN 69*, CLE 73*, DET 70*, KC 79 * - projected to 25 GP 9) BMC 10) Offense well below career averages May games: MIN vs CLE (10 gms). DET has a schedule that would make any one weep. CHW, it's a tough schedule but starts off with KC at home. If CLE can play their best ball vs MIN, & the CHW win more than any ALC team in May we can really stretch the distance betw ourselves & the rest of the ALC. Not bad for a team where Koney's hitting .209 & Thomas has yet to bat. juggernaut... your obsession with stats is mind boggling

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:32 PM) Nifty. This is where we start a war of words right? Sorry, bub, that crow won't caw. Go on "Cy Garland." You do you. Yeah war of words.. So youve never refered to Everett as Jurassic or Konerko as Kong? Same thing

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:30 PM) tool (n.) A device, such as a saw, used to perform or facilitate manual or mechanical work. A machine, such as a lathe, used to cut and shape machine parts or other objects. The cutting part of such a machine. Something regarded as necessary to the carrying out of one's occupation or profession: Words are the tools of our trade. Something used in the performance of an operation; an instrument: “Modern democracies have the fiscal and monetary tools... to end chronic slumps and galloping inflations” (Paul A. Samuelson). Vulgar Slang. A penis. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe. A bookbinder's hand stamp. A design impressed on a book cover by such a stamp. Computer Science. An application program, often one that creates, manipulates, modifies, or analyzes other programs. BEAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDIT: haha yes, Dictionary.com is the s***

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:30 PM) I was looking more for: tool. n. 1. Grown men that award pet names to baseball players. Looks like thats almost everyone

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ May 1, 2005 -> 06:28 PM) Define tool. tool n. 1. A device, such as a saw, used to perform or facilitate manual or mechanical work. 2. 1. A machine, such as a lathe, used to cut and shape machine parts or other objects. 2. The cutting part of such a machine. 3. Something regarded as necessary to the carrying out of one's occupation or profession: Words are the tools of our trade. 4. Something used in the performance of an operation; an instrument: “Modern democracies have the fiscal and monetary tools... to end chronic slumps and galloping inflations” (Paul A. Samuelson). 5. Vulgar Slang. A penis. 6. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe. 7. 1. A bookbinder's hand stamp. 2. A design impressed on a book cover by such a stamp. 8. Computer Science. An application program, often one that creates, manipulates, modifies, or analyzes other programs. any other brainbusters you want me to help you with?

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 1, 2005 -> 03:56 PM) Let's keep in mind who he has beaten though. Does it really matter who he beats.. a win is a win, thats all thats gonna matter in the end.. Other pitchers face the same teams too Wins baybeeee... thats what we want

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ May 1, 2005 -> 05:57 PM) ...can we please give the Cy Garland thing a rest? Why dont you let everyone be happy bout the way he is pitching.. 5 - 0 with a sparkling ERA and your already hating all over it.. You dont need to post "Say no to Cy Garland" crap hes on the f***ing team and kicking ass.. s*** be happy about instead of f***ing negative :headshake

omg I think I just nutted al over myself I

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 1, 2005 -> 12:35 PM) I expect more from my mentor :headshake Its hard, my girlfriend I was with for a year and a half, we broke up about a month before prom, so I end up going with one of my friends instead.. then this other girl in our groups parents set up this beach house in Galveston, too bad they went too and had like sandwhiches and coke and s*** and were there the whole time.. so the only thing to do was play video games.. no alcohol, no drunk naked b****es, no fun.. It was horrible like I said

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 1, 2005 -> 11:39 AM) This thread has gone down the s***ter!

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 1, 2005 -> 11:33 AM) AHAHHAHAHAAHAH! I laugh at it too.. it sucked, cant ever change that now either..

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ May 1, 2005 -> 11:08 AM) Sounds like you had a good time Minny He prolly had more fun than I did at my prom... The highlight of my prom night was beating my friend 4 - 0 in MVP Baseball and throwing a 2 hit shutout with Greg Maddux.. best game I ever played, but my prom was horrible..

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ May 1, 2005 -> 11:07 AM) ^yeah that^ what a lame after party too... No college f***fest type party?? boooo They should have all gotten together and had a Daisy Chain