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QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:11 PM) JimH said that they were looking at Borchard for some reason. I was just continuing that trend. I still want to know why everyone wants a strikeout master like Willy Mo Pena, especially considering his minor league numbers sucked. who gives a s*** about minor league numbers he hit 26 HR's last year in 110 games, .259 is a decent average that I could live with but assuming it would magnify if at the Cell.. plus hes 23 It just looks like a ton of potential that I would love us to have, better than Borchard by far

QUOTE(Jabroni @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 06:07 PM) Ben Davis and Joe Borchard for Ryan Freel and prospect(s) sounds good to me. I don't think they really need a catcher though. Jason LaRue isn't bad at all and Javier Valentin (Jose's brother) is his backup. if they are trying to move OFers why would they want bust?

ide love to have Wily Mo finding someway to get it done would be awesome

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) and if it doesnt work you could always take me u know.. with a wig on i have been compared to Mamie Van Doren by a bunch of drunk college frat boys.. that picture of your nipple was also pretty impressive and the fact that I didnt even do anything and you showed me bodes well for doug AFTER prom, eh eh

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:06 PM) Obviously so JK Steff. Doug, I'd do exactly wat MoS is telling you. Bring flowers be yourself and just be a good guy, it's as simple as that. Everyone should always do what I tell them... simply put you will get results.. Someone give me my own Forum on here for girl advice... ide make a killing

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 05:01 PM) ^yeah that^ or find out what car is hers and leave a note on her windshield wiper, and some C4 under her car in case she says no.. it worked for me once honestly (not the C4) *Writes that Idea down* man, I cant believe I didnt think of something like that.. all I had was punch her in the face

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:59 PM) I didn't get from his posts that this was a female he might have locker access to.. Ask one of her friends to get the combo for you.. its not that hard

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:58 PM) He's gotta ask her out somewhere to ask her to go... right? I would not recommend bringing flowers to school.. I put a rose in a girls locker with a note that said "Will you go to Prom with me" and that was money

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:53 PM) yea...she is a good girl, so it might be simple... Then do what I told you, get cleaned up.. get you some flowers.. and then ask her

QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:46 PM) what kinda girl is she doug? is she ur average chick or is she ghetto as hell, if its the latter im afraid your gona need to get a tattoo on ur neck of ur moms name or something in order to get a response... haha he is in Minnesota, im sure the (post edited by QP) are slim in that area If there is a problem with this edit pm me. The term here is a very derogatory term.

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:45 PM) "What would you like to drink? Your usual and a roofie coloda for your ladyfriend?" exactly my man, now your using the ole noodle

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:42 PM) carl and flippedoutpunk are the ladies men... Doug, if she says yes Ill teach you how to slip a roofie in her drink without anyone noticing

QUOTE(Steff @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:39 PM) LMAO... Dr. Love.. Well to be honest I have never had to ask a girl to go to a dance with me, I had a girlfriend at those times so I mean.. I never had to go through wondering if they would say yes or no.. but I do know girls are suckers for stuff like that, and if you play your cards right she will say yes.. and Doug, I am here to help you accomplish this goal

Well all I can really tell you is to get some flowers or some bulls*** girls like.. that will be a plus.. and if your lookin clean, thats another plus.. So far your headed in the right direction

QUOTE(silver and black @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 04:20 PM) i found a girl to go with...any ideas how to get her to say yes? like any tips to sweep her off her feet? Doug, flowers would be a good idea.. surprise her.. Also, in that picture you have.... come on man, get a haircut.. you need to look clean

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 22, 2005 -> 09:42 AM) This just serves as another Roswell for the JR=Monty Burns crowd. Excellent (Taps Fingers)

I guess this is pretty good news

QUOTE(qwerty @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 09:25 PM) Who gets to use it first? I mean we even having matching answers for why we like soxtalk. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! awesome!!! you get first rights

QUOTE(qwerty @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 09:21 PM) You know i will be usuing that at some point right? you know your the third person to say that right?

yeUH got that b****

Who is that handsome devil??

I didnt pass out, though I wish I would have I really cant describe the feeling, it was horrible.. but as soon as I threw up I felt much better... although right now I have a pretty bad headache.. My little sister had the flu recently, maybe I have it? Who knows.. but I was sweating pretty bad and felt like I wanted to pass out

QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 02:42 PM) Garcia is beginning to worry me. Either he's milking his start this afternoon, or there's an underlying injury dampering his performance. Garica's fastball has yet to exceed 85mph, whereas his slider was clocked 68mph several occasions. FWIW I watched some of the Dodgers game today and I think the fastest I saw a pitch from Gagne was, was 87 MPH So who knows

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 21, 2005 -> 03:44 PM) TRU, try some vagasil for those vasil vagal episodes, should clear it right up. Ill get right on that

My final four is dead with Wake Forrest blowing that game.. I have Illinois, UNC, Wake, and Duke but now its gone