RibbieRubarb

The Rally Crede's favorite drink is a shot of bourbon with a human hair in it.

The Rally Crede was also the editor of the Harvard Law Review but would only publish candid pictures of himself having sex with federal judges.

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 09:53 AM) Cotts can hit, not that he'll get much of a chance to - hopefully. Oh is there anything Neal can't do???

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 09:53 AM) Cotts can hit, not that he'll get much of a chance to - hopefully. Mark is OK, Jon is a whiffer. Garcia can not hit to save his life. Not sure about Jose. Anyone else just shaking their heads as some of the effed up questions being posted the past few days..? This has been one of my faves...asking if the Sox will prepare their pitchers to hit. Steff, Don't forget Cliff Politte can execute the "butcher boy" swing with the best of 'em.

It was the Rally Crede who bit into the apple in the Garden of Eden, but he spit it out and said "All in all...I prefer mangos!"

The Rally Crede once ate the Bible while water skiing!

The Rally Crede once shot a man...just for snoring.

Did I ever tell you about the time The Rally Crede was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Rally Crede chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours... The production got pretty good reviews.

QUOTE(DrunkBomber @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 09:08 PM) if you dont have a ticket for the games you cant go within 2 blocks of the stadium because they are worried about terrorist attacks. Me and my friends were planning on going to the parking lot to tailgate sunday. DOes anyone know if this means we cant , or can we get a parking pass or something You can't tailgate during the game anyway. This was a rule before the World Series.

The only problem with buying a Chinese baby is you want to buy another an hour later...

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 03:50 PM) Ribbie, you've always been my favorite poster on soxtalk. I'm sorry, do I know you??

They probably sold out of their alottment of tickets. Season ticket holders will get an invoice to purchase tickets. So cozy up next to your favorite season ticket holder and beg...

QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 02:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me Removing his hair lessens his powers!! Are you mad?!?

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 02:12 PM) Oh I hope its thunderstix!!! No...The Rally Sock!

That's really cool. I will enjoy it.

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this ten foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Crede!

Did I ever tell you about the time Rally Crede went hunting? The Rally Crede decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 10:12 AM) Most the people coming to the "party" don't care a hoot about a World Series, as many of them are 3rd grade girls, and a few Cubs fans. Is party at R. Kelly's house?

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 11:32 AM) ...by their beloved empty park. Might I add: smelly

The Rally Crede once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart!

Yes...yes it's true. That man has no balls. (paraphrasing Bill Murray)

The Rally Crede made the Eiffel Tower out of bronze and iron!

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 04:17 PM) Soxfest.. Uh-oh... Steff??? How are you feeling?

QUOTE(Steff @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 03:37 PM) No biggie. I'm sure he'll do it if he feels up to it. He looked tired at the CS. He's getting up there in the years. Buy him a Coffee at White Hen and tell him to suck it up and throw!

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 02:04 PM) And then the Rally Crede crapped her out whole, without pinching it off. The Rally Crede's poop is the official currency of Argentina