JPN366

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 02:37 PM) b****es lie! Lesson learned! Indeed.

I just go ahead and censor any expletives I throw into a post.

QUOTE (qwerty @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 12:42 PM) What a f***ing douche.

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 02:02 PM) You eased my mind a little bit!!! You're the poo!! What did he do?

See this week's JPNese for details...

BP'ing your Gulf Coast. Taking the skin bus to Palm Springs. Squeezing the Miracle Whip.

Shaking hands with beef.

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 09:49 AM) I SMELL BULL s***!!!! I would if I needed to.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 09:37 AM) "Padding your post count"? Douching the Balta?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 09:37 AM) Yeah, that's on the swear filter too. No s**t.

Pocket croquet.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 09:27 AM) The admins, of course F***ing buzzkill.

Asking for fry sauce.

Shifting gears.

Squashing the chutney ferret.

QUOTE (Capn12 @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 01:17 PM) Never. A good marriage makes it unnecessary Indeed.

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 7, 2010 -> 10:42 PM) Hottest college cheerleaders ....TEXAS LONGHORNS!!! ..I think the chaps are so cute! I'm gonna make muh fiance get me some! HAHA You won't have to make him at all. You may not get the words out before he does it.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 09:13 AM) So, if KW was, hypothetically, able to move Peavy's contract by the end of 2011 and was able to bring up Hudson and another RHP starter, and thus had freed up say $20 million in salary, and he decided to blow it all at once on Prince Fielder, you'd be mad because Fielder is past his prime? Not if he signed Fielder, he's in his prime.

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 9, 2010 -> 09:16 PM) I think she's beautiful ..not your stereotypical blonde, tanned, bone thin girl. ..You may think she's not good looking, but the girl has legs for dayssss!!! I don't get why so many men don't find real women attractive.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 09:02 AM) Cheap young pitching = more money to spend on bats. Bats passed their prime, no thank you.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 08:49 AM) I have zero problem with targeting RHP from low-A ball if there's a scout who really likes that person and says that in a year or two he could be a star. The White Sox need bats.

QUOTE (hogan873 @ Jun 10, 2010 -> 06:23 AM) What's the word on Salty besides the fact that he can't throw the ball back to the pitcher? How's his hitting? I say if they trade A.J. to Texas, KW asks for Salty first, if he's turned down, then ask for Chris Davis. If all he gets back is some pitiful RHP from low A, then what a waste. The White Sox need to get position players, especially left handed power hitters, in any trade from here on out.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 9, 2010 -> 08:04 PM) I'd just demand Smoak. Hmmm, didn't I say something about how the White Sox should have drafted him? In fact, they passed on him.

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Jun 9, 2010 -> 03:58 PM) I think AJ is still our best option at catcher as Flowers is not performing at AAA 11 HR and 33 RBI, that's bad?

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jun 9, 2010 -> 03:39 PM) Send him to Texas for Phillips so my prediction can be right. Phillips?