JPN366

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jun 9, 2010 -> 03:45 PM) He was rolling for a month and a half... then had a bad outing, where he was injured, and went to the DL... came back and looked bad in his return... now scratched from a start. Doesn't sound good at all. Could be precautionary, the first half only has 10 games left and the Barons are no doubt mathematically eliminated from contention. They may have just shut him down for a couple of starts until the second half begins.

Kroeger's still hitting under .200, he's got to be on thin ice.

QUOTE (Cowch @ Jun 9, 2010 -> 03:46 PM) Ha, SanFran just drafted Golden Tate in the last round. Too bad he's gonna be catching TD's for the Seahawks! Go 'Hawks!!!

Charlie Shirek was scratched from his start today (June 9th). Don't know why, doubtful it's a promotion.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 7, 2010 -> 03:48 PM) Are you being serious, Steve? YOU, of all people, are going to call ME creepy? Ok. I'm just going to say this now because I have been seeing this nonsense all over the board. WE HAVE A CUTE GIRL POSTING AT SOXTALK. Stop the presses. Enough with all the lame comments about "this thread is getting weird," or "this thread is getting creepy," or whatever. It's only creepy or weird when people say s*** like that. In regards to myself, I "wink" at posters all the damn time, and no one calls me creepy. Why it should be considered creepy when I do it to a female poster seems ridiculous to me. In regards to the rest of the people responding to girlslikebaseball, she obviously has thick skin, she's used to being around men (and boys), and she isn't going to go running into her bedroom and play with her barbies because we like to talk about women and we swear. She can handle herself, so just pretend as if she is one of the guys (obviously to a point). Now let's ALL GET OVER OURSELVES and move on as usual, because I am tired of all the silly jockeying, commenting, and just overall lame-ass behavior because of the fact that we have a young lady in our presence. Mark, it brings out the primal nature in men. Not defending it, just saying...

KW Jr. is taking at bats away from much more productive players. At least Oney retired and Ozney wasn't drafted too soon and may be a decent player.

QUOTE (flavum @ Jun 8, 2010 -> 06:44 PM) Kenny Williams, Jr with a single. Take that, Oney. Blind squirrel, nut. Meanwhile, Ozzie Lewis and Kyle Shelton ride the bench.

QUOTE (scenario @ Jun 8, 2010 -> 09:24 PM) Better get your barf bags and tic tacs ready. It's a lock he'll move up eventually. If he can't hit above .240 in A ball, then he'll be awful in AA.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 8, 2010 -> 03:43 PM) Who's he talking about, KW Jr? Super stud Kenny Williams Jr.? He's playing everyday and hitting 6th...instead of a guy (Ozzie Lewis) who's hitting .300. I'll vomit if KW Jr. ever wears a Barons uniform.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 8, 2010 -> 02:30 PM) Sweet, probably the 2nd best QB in Chicago now! Can he bring those hot cheerleaders from Hoover High School with him? I use to live in Hoover. Regions Park is down the street from the high school.

Ross Wilson and Greg Paiml can get together and not hit.

QUOTE (scenario @ Jun 8, 2010 -> 01:33 PM) Fixed. It costs $200 to sit on the monster, they can afford it.

QUOTE (danman31 @ Jun 7, 2010 -> 11:50 PM) We should start giving Anthony Carter some serious hype. JPN said he hit 98 recently and he has been flat out dominating. His last 12 outings: 16 IP, 0 R, 16 K, BB, 5 H. Good taste in women too.

QUOTE (WHITESOXRANDY @ Jun 8, 2010 -> 05:28 AM) That is great. Looks like next year Kenny could add him to the deal with Jared Mitchell and Chris Sale for Jamie Moyer.

How much longer until the White Sox bid adieu to Josh Kroeger?

QUOTE (JPN366 @ Jun 4, 2010 -> 10:42 PM) After speaking of my fondness for Justin Fuller, it seems he's been replaced by some large man with long black hair who swings left handed wearing his number. Fuller was released, Fernando Cortez was the person I saw. Oh god, Fernando Cortez! More to come on that in next week's JPNese.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 6, 2010 -> 03:40 PM) I see Kyle McCullough has finally arrived... Who is this Kyle McCullough you speak of?

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 5, 2010 -> 03:20 AM) Also, i think it's time to start asking when is it time to send Danks back to AA. Yeah, I agree. I think they rushed him up to AAA.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Jun 4, 2010 -> 10:48 PM) What. This week's edition of JPNese on Future Sox.

After speaking of my fondness for Justin Fuller, it seems he's been replaced by some large man with long black hair who swings left handed wearing his number.

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 4, 2010 -> 12:31 PM) YES ..She is taken!! Recently engaged actually! YAY ME!! ..I was single for a long time before this relationship though ..dated around, but couldn't be with a guy who would insist NASCAR is better than Baseball ..one who insisted men in firefighter uniforms were more attractive than ones in Baseball uniforms ..one that said Football was more of a man sport because it's full contact ...THEN I WENT OFF ..How is baseball not a contact sport? Watch a guy try to steal home and see if he doesn't get smashed on by that catcher ..Baseball requires a little bit of brain power also, which I LOVE!! I believe it takes a real man to stand at the pitchers mound and let a 5oz ball fly at them at speeds of up to 105mph. (depending on the speed of the ball thrown and the strength and accuracy of the batter), furthermore it takes a real man to sit behind a batter and catch balls off the bat at similar speeds from a shorter distance. ..SORRY ..I get carried away ..BREATHE BREN!! lmao Who is this gentleman who has discovered the holy grail?

QUOTE (girlslikebaseballtoo#26 @ Jun 4, 2010 -> 12:31 PM) YES ..She is taken!! Recently engaged actually! YAY ME!! ..I was single for a long time before this relationship though ..dated around, but couldn't be with a guy who would insist NASCAR is better than Baseball ..one who insisted men in firefighter uniforms were more attractive than ones in Baseball uniforms ..one that said Football was more of a man sport because it's full contact ...THEN I WENT OFF ..How is baseball not a contact sport? Watch a guy try to steal home and see if he doesn't get smashed on by that catcher ..Baseball requires a little bit of brain power also, which I LOVE!! I believe it takes a real man to stand at the pitchers mound and let a 5oz ball fly at them at speeds of up to 105mph. (depending on the speed of the ball thrown and the strength and accuracy of the batter), furthermore it takes a real man to sit behind a batter and catch balls off the bat at similar speeds from a shorter distance. ..SORRY ..I get carried away ..BREATHE BREN!! lmao I've just seen a UFO.

It was "Big Lebowski" night at Regions Park tonight. They were serving White Russians! I had one myself.

Guys, I'm sure she's taken. It's not possible for her to be single. She posts on a baseball message board, she really does like baseball, she's not just saying that she does, like most women.

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 3, 2010 -> 08:06 PM) This organization is paying the price for telling Flowers to screw with his swing. 0-2 with 2 K's and a BB. Down to .209. Based on what I saw with my own eyes last year, whoever told him to change his swing should be drawn and quartered.