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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 20, 2012 -> 10:46 AM) Visually, the tablets aren't all that different. The HD is less clunky and more slick, but she won't notice a difference. The sound difference is pretty stark, though. You are only talking $40, might as well get the new and improved one, in my opinion, regardless. $40 is a lot of f***ing money for starving kids in Africa, Steven!

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 19, 2012 -> 04:13 PM) I googled it. Apparently it is a book about a woman who loves being f***ed in the butt. Nice. Full of purple prose. (Rimshot) (Rimshot) Erotic literature is good sh*t. I read Anais Nin when I was a teenager.

The Surrender by Toni Bentley. Oooh.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 15, 2012 -> 04:05 PM) Everyone. You can also just google "ready player one .epub" or "ready player one .mobi" and be good to go. Anything from mobilism is safe. I love Mobilism.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Nov 19, 2012 -> 10:41 AM) Just so you know, you are all PRE-BANNED, and once I take full control of this website, you will be FULLY-BANNED Go f*** yourself.

Blake? We're all f***ed.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Nov 16, 2012 -> 08:51 PM) So sick...especially when the 2nd beat comes in. "Give a b**** rimshot like a Zildjian" Hmmm.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 16, 2012 -> 01:58 PM) I'm such a sucker. Upon further review, I adore the new Soundgarden album. At Best Buy, you can get Louder Than Love, Badmotorfinger, Superunknown, Down On The Upside and Live On I-5 on CD in one box for $20.

I was also told that because I won a prize from them (over 7 months ago) that was another reason I didn't win. I guessed it correctly 5 minutes after it was posted on Twitter.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Nov 17, 2012 -> 01:21 PM) Were you the only one who submitted an answer? Otherwise I only think you were "potentially" screwed out of it. Yep, Fredi Gonzalez still looks the same today as he did 15+ years ago. Only other answer was after the 5 ET deadline. Nobody won the bobblehead.

I got screwed out of winning a Charlotte Knights Dayan Viciedo bobblehead on Twitter because the rules weren't stated clearly even though they claimed they were. This was the tweet... @KnightsBaseball: Want to win a Dayan Viciedo bobblehead? Go to the #CLTKnights #Instagram & click on the 1st photo to find the question: http://t.co/CnoL4mWr This was what was on Instagram... Name this former #CLTKnights manager. At 5 PM today we will select one fan with the correct answer to win a #CLTKnights Dayan Viciedo bobblehead. Now tell me where it says the guess has to be posted on Instagram only and not on Twitter?

QUOTE (Iwritecode @ Nov 15, 2012 -> 10:38 AM) Just finished "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline. As a child of the 80's and a slight geek, this was right in my wheelhouse. There were a couple of references that I didn't quite get because I hadn't played the game or watched the movie but I enjoyed it overall. Yeah, that one was good.

Didn't know if this was mentioned. Minor league deal with spring training invite.

That makes 4 T's!

Meanwhile Andrej Kaspersky was cited for soliciting a prostitute and public urination.

SMH

Holy sh*t! Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter was f**king awful!

Tracy, Tekotte, Tolleson, the killer T's?

So my wife, me and my son were at Best Buy Sunday night just before they closed. We wanted to get a blu ray player for the bedroom, for you know, porn and such. We grab an LG that's on sale for $80. We get to the register and it rings up as $130. We say that it was on sale for $80, the cashier calls over the manager, my wife chases our son around and I go back to the shelf to see what the problem is. We grabbed the one with 3D capability instead of the $80 one. By the time I got back to the register, the cashier is telling me it was taken care of. So I just turned around and took the $80 one back to the shelf. So, we got a $130 blu ray player for $80 because they were about to close and the manager didn't care. We left quickly.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Nov 11, 2012 -> 11:26 AM) Going to check out the Star Wars Thrawn Trilogy here since apparently it's sexcellent. Read that about 10 years ago. Kinda slow, but not bad.

QUOTE (maggsmaggs @ Nov 6, 2012 -> 12:34 PM) Jose Martinez was dubbed Juan Gonzalez-like by Phil Rogers. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't think any amount of steroids could've helped Jose. That dude is super skinny.

QUOTE (Jake @ Nov 4, 2012 -> 11:43 AM) KW Jr. has about a 10% of spending time as an MLB 5th OF. Book it. /Nate Silver but really, he's athletic and though he is very old for the level he held is own in AA last year Dude doesn't dive and he didn't hold s*** at AA.

My guess is at the end... Link

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Nov 2, 2012 -> 08:40 AM) I figured you'd be happy, but... "Called it"? When did you call it? I've seen you complain about him more than anyone else (and I agreed with you), but I don't recall you saying you predicted he'd be traded. I said one time that as soon as KW was no longer the GM, one of the first things that would happen would be his son being released or traded.