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Go with Chirino, Flash.

Nasrallah by far has the most sex appeal of any hezbollah leader. My oh my look at that beard,

I'll be there, if you can stop by my house and pick me up.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 3, 2006 -> 08:03 PM) Played the best round of golf of my life. I shot a 96 losing just 3 golf balls. This was keeping the real score, any out of bouns penalties counted, if I lost the ball I hit a provisional, no mulligans, nothing. I was totally impressed cause I was playing one of the hardest courses in California (well it was just ranked as one of the 5 toughest new courses in the US). Only flaws was I 3 putted the last 3 holes when I was about 9 feet away looking at par each time (it was rather pathetic). And on the final 2 holes of the front I shot a double and triple bogey. Aside from that I was really on. Had 2 300 plus drives (one 311, the other 300...give or take a few yards depending on pin placement). Ya, it may not be an impressive score, but I'm way cocky now about my golf game and look forward to going back out in a few days only to get my ass kicked in. Psh.....why do you only play 9 holes?

I really don't think that leadoff is something that Pascual Matos couldn't handle. Man's got skillz.

I've got seniority on you. Wait til the hazing. It's standard school board procedure. Hope you like budgets!

It was my birthday 30 days ago, but you don't see me gloating. Get back to work you two.

Lewis Black to get his own Daily Show spinoff....Red State Diaries...per Colbert's wikipedia

Test

John, do you have any idea why Jason likes Alexander Woodson so much?

Charlotte wins 4-3. Randolph 6 IP 1 H. Fields 2-4; Sweeney 2-3 2 RBI. Logan 1 IP, H, K, W (2-1); Garza vs Tracey Friday. http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/app/mil...ox&did=milb Birmingham OFF WS wins 11-6. Hansen 3-5, 2 HR; Lucy HR. Perez 1 IP, ER, 0 R (0.47 ERA); Rodriguez, 7 IP, 7 H, 2ER http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/app/mil...ox&did=milb Kanny loses 9-0. Flores and Farfan bad, Chirino and Omogrosso on fire. Chirino 2.1 IP, 0 H, 1 BB, 3 K. Omogrosso 1 IP, 0 H, K. Coming into tonight, lefties hitting .045 against Brian. http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/app/mil...ox&did=milb GF wins 4-1. Williamson 7 IP, 1 H, 0 BB, 8 K. Lost no hitter on triple in seventh. Shelby with an error that allowed the first baserunner. Madsen 3-4 (.357) http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/app/mil...helrok_grfrok_1 Bristol loses 13-5 in thirteen. Stires .1 IP, 5 BB, but no hits, so I suppose that's a plus. Jason's boy Woodson not so good either. Texeira has that ERA down to 0.47 with 1 H and 2 K in 2 IP. Gartrell 3-6. Jacob Jean screwed up in the thirteenth, allowing 8 runs, 6 earned, on 3 hits and four walks. Bristol pitchers walked 16, which generally doesn't work. http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/app/mil...brlrok_brirok_1

Greg Maddux in the midst of a special game that's likely pissing off Cubs fans.

QUOTE(Maverick0984 @ Aug 3, 2006 -> 07:41 PM) i still think a white sox sweep prediction is a little generous... I'm Mr Sunshine. Also, 2-3 is definitley in the realm. I'll ban myself for a day (only a day cause work needs to be done around here... ) if we don't.

QUOTE(BabyJesus69 @ Aug 3, 2006 -> 05:11 PM) Paid A LOT for work they didn't do At least he reported the dishonest work to the IRS... Now if they can get Adrian Peterson out of there for test driving a car for a year and returning it....

I liked his interview with Waxler or whoever. "Say something that would hurt you in you weren't running unopposed." "I enjoy cocaine"

The last two Jays' pitchers in the series needs to get their spiff together then, because they've looked like crap. That and I think we can beat Halladay. We step it up against good pitchers. It'll also help if Thome and Paul are back against Doc, cause they can work the count and get him out of there earlier.

Paid for work they didnt do.

QUOTE(Palehosefan @ Aug 3, 2006 -> 03:26 PM) I can't even think of or find 20 prospects in our system that I would want to rank. I tried to make a list, but I had too many 23 year olds in A ball on my list, so I gave up. Pretty scary how raw and thin our talent level is right now. We were pretty close to cutting the list off after 5.

Apparently he was a silent committment to ISU, but nothing's been said to back that up. And now he's a Hawk. I guess Ferentz decided he wanted top Iowa recruits again. Hawk fans are still pissed about Blythe though. I swear he's the best in the Big 12 at shoving a DB and getting away with it.

Series Preview: White Sox @ Blue Jays By Alex E. The White Sox fell out of the Wild Card lead on Wednesday night as the Royals took advantage of the weather and morbid Sox pitching to salvage a win in the finale. The Sox now go to Toronto trying to push one of the other few Wild Card contenders out of the race for the seeable future. READ MORE

The expert from Minor League Ball and formerly ESPN has agreed to take questions for FutureSox.com. Submit general questions about Sox prospects, or the growth of lack of growth of the system. FYI, the Josh Fields interview will take place once Jason gives me his questions.

Broadway's done well, though. Also, although the Met is a pitcher's heaven, Lance has better BAA numbers and the like on the road.

You're my boy, Eggy.