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Ya see the crazy crap that happens when I start game threads? Even if they have nothing to do with the game?

To get us off this snide....I'm calling upon my secret powers. I only share them with Scott Bikowski.

to Scott "I'm the next Jesus" Bikowski: With the glut of outfield talent in the Sox organization, did you feel fortunate to be promoted to Charlotte this year after leading the Southern League in batting and where do you see yourself fitting in the Sox plans?

Anyone see the daily show last nite....they added an amazed face wich stood for "all the iraqis without food shelter protection or water wondering why in the f*** they were concerned about a flag" Also, they were saying how the colors matched those of a "friendly rival....er....mortal enemy' of iraq.

Well, the stuff ya missed is simple stuff like wrong capitalization and really awkward wording. That's stuff that my teachers would hate to see, even in a first draft.

You aren't aiming for a real high grade, are ya.

What the heck's IB? As of right now, I still have a 4.0, and it looks like I should end the year with it.....I scored high enough on my PSAT's that I'm one of the 50 gazillion under consideration for National Merit Scholar, and I will be beyond happy with a 3 on the AP test, as I think mult. choice will really bring me down. On practice writing questions I have been getting 7's which I am happy with. If all that stuff happens, I've had a good year.

His WHIP's just over 1....

Assemblages of words for teachings or enjoyment.

Do you have to prepare for the AP test with open questions and such?

In my AP Lit class we read four books this year: A Farewell to Arms; Crime and Punishment; Cry, the Beloved Country; and Jane Eyre. Have any of you guys read any of these books, and if so, what are your thoughts. When school ends May 27, I hope to finish Life of Reilly, by Rick Reilly from SI. If I were going to recommend any of the five books, it'd be that one.

Too lazy to do it yourself, Mario? Cause, ya can, ya know.

Maybe we should keep records of how the team does when someone starts a game thread....BeGood has to have accounted for nearly all of our losses....

When I start game threads I have a flair for the dramatic.

DRANSFELDT

I think Vasher will be a really nice pick for the Bears.

Cy Buehrle with the start today.

Aww......poop.

I'm calling it now...Kelly walkoff.

Frank walks.....Kelly running.

Shingo with the K!

This should go up on FutureSox...

Chapter 5 Ivan: You get bonus cheese? Me: What do you mean, bonus cheese? Ivan: After every 46 hours, bonus cheese. Me: What sort of cheese? Ivan: Moose Me: I didn't know moose gave milk.... Ivan: Now you do. You now moving to moose milking line. Me: Couldn't that be dangerous? Ivan:Only if you mix up male and female. Me: Umm......ok. Ivan: I milk male last week.....not taste right.....add sugar.....scrumptious. Me: I think I'm going to throw up. Ivan: That taste better with sugar too.

It's something we've worked on for a while....

I'm gonna do Chapter 5 sometime tomorrow or Saturday...I'm thinking about splitting it off into a thread of its own.